Worst Jokes Ever
What did the girl get for Christmas?
Cancer.
Stop complaining. Pedophile jokes are pretty funny, but to say there are over 100 of them only to have repeats of the same joke told by different people is very disappointing.
What's the difference between eggs and you? Eggs get laid, you don't.
Q: What did the cannibal say to the leper?
A: You gonna eat that?
Rowan
Want to hear a joke? My life.
What’s worse than Sally in one trash can?
Sally in 13 trash cans.
A Mexican boy said, "I can't do this." Then a guy says, "You can do it, we are Mexican, not Mexicant."
My wife told me, "Don't buy 1 gun while on your trip," so I decided to buy 2 guns instead.
Spock went to the Enterprise's toilet and he knocked on it. "Kirk, are you in there?" Spock asked.
Kirk answered, "Hold on, I am making a captain's log."
You know how many people said, "This ship will never sink?"
They jinxed it by saying "never sink."
When I'm bored, I like to slap orphans. I mean, what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
What is a baby's favorite song?
"Baby" by Justin Bieber.
What is your arm's favorite military branch? The army.
Him: I work with animals all day.
Her: Awwww what do you do?
Him: I'm a pornstar.
How do you make a handkerchief dance?
You put a little boogie in it.
What's the difference between a boy and gold?
More people want gold.
Yo mama so stupid that when she went to see Fast and Furious 8, she was bringing her car to the theater.
My dad is like the female wage gap: nonexistent.
Sans: I like eating ketchup, don't believe me? It's ASRIEL as it gets!
UT Sans to UT pap: You FORGHETTIE the spaghetti!!!
Ink sans: umm lust? That's INKAPPROPRIATE!
Fell sans: I hate these double standards...if you burn a body at a crematorium you're doing "a good job," do it at home and your "destroying evidence."
Error sans: Every time you make a typo, the errorists win.