Worst Jokes Ever
I went scuba diving last year. It was fun, but at the end, I ran out of oxygen.
It was a breathtaking experience.
Sometimes, stairs get me down.
Did you hear the one about the hills?
It was hillarious.
A kid asks his mom, "Mom, how much do you love me?" The mother responds with, "I love you as much as I love your brother." The kid looks confused and says, "But I don't have a brother." The mother smiles and says, "Well, I guess my love is not existing."
What did the bitch say to her sister when she stepped on her toe? Oww, mitosis!
When it is quiet when you're having sex and you ask your partner to "Do the roar!"
Bill was on a hill. What a hillbilly!
A midget walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender says no.
The midget asks why. The bartender says, "You're a little drunk!"
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I can’t stand disabled jokes...
Neither can they 😂
What do you call a smurf with no arms or legs?
A paintball.
Why isn't a koala a bear? It doesn't have the koalafications.
A Down syndrome kid asks for an ice cream. The man asks, "Do you want sauce on it?"
The kid says, "It doesn’t matter, I’m going to drop it anyway!" 😂😂😂
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What do you call an Italian dog?
A labra-noodle.
What do you call a dog that fell into the Porta-Potty?
A Corgi Potty.
Have you walked into Steven Hawking's house yet?
Yeah, neither has he.
Roses are red, violets are blue,
Get in the van, or I'll kill you.
"Fuck me, Jarry."
What do you call a woman with three boobs? Tres leches.