Worst Jokes Ever
How do 4 gay guys fit on one stool at the same time?
They flip it over.
Some people think prison is one word, but to criminals, it’s a whole sentence.
I Googled "How to start a Wildfire." It gave me 28,452 matches.
Why is Santa's sack so big?
Because he only cums once a year.
What's the difference between pepper and salt? One of them is black and the other one is white.
POV: When the orphan kid goes to church and they have to swear on something.
The kid: "I swear on my... friends. Oh wait, I don't have any."
I ate a baby, it tasted like baby.
My phone is just like the Twin Towers; they got put in airplane mode.
Why was the Mexican scared of cold water?
It might turn into ICE.
Yo mama so poor that when she went to KFC, she had to lick other people's fingers.
how old are my girlfriends
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EjBTsoYph48 oh and there my little sisters
Roses are red... Violets are blue... I feel like I'm gonna get raped next to you.
Bored come talk v rah.
Osama bin laden hit the towers because he couldnt fly straight
What did the Autistic kid say to his bully?
ARRRRRRRRR!
Anyone want to eat me up? I'm in that kind of mood right now.
Why do ponies hate Silento?
Because they neigh neigh too much!
What happens when Batman sees Catwoman?
The Dark Knight Rises.
Your hairline was sponsored as a Snap Chat Filter.
Why is reverse cowgirl banned in Alabama? Because you never turn your back on family.