Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a bunny with a bent dick?
Fucks funny.
What’s the hardest part about making vegetable soup?
To put the wheelchair in the pot.
Dying mall be like...
"Toys" were us.
Goodbye, kitty.
Dying Canes.
Roses are red, lemons are sour.
Spread your legs and give me an hour.
There was a solar eclipse at school and we missed it, but it was alright. Your mum went to NASA and recreated it herself.
Time to play guitar!
*absolutely shreds*
Yo mama so fat, when she took a picture of herself, her phone ran out of storage.
Yo mama so old, she was a waitress at the last supper.
Why are gay men better than straight women?
Because gay men are more willing to look after kids once they swallow them.
What gun isn’t allowed in Africa? A water gun.
What sits at the bottom of the sea and twitches?
A nervous wreck.
Did you hear about the actor who fell through the floorboards?
He was just going through a stage.
Yesterday I saw a guy spill all his Scrabble letters on the road.
I asked him, “What’s the word on the street?”
I had a horse named Mayo, and sometimes Mayonnaise.
What's the difference between a normal kid and an emo kid?
One has a functioning neck.
I was walking down the street one day, and I passed the gun store. I walked in, and everything was half off. I didn't know back-to-school sales had started already!
Fat jokes and mom jokes😂
1. So fat when she sat on the toilet, she said, "A B C D E F G, get your fat ass off me."
2. So fat, your dad and her were in bed and tried to kiss. He’d have to slap her belly and ride the third wave up.
3. Yo mama so fat that when she went to Japan in a green bikini, they all started yelling, "Godzilla, Godzilla."
4. Your mama’s so fat when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!
5. Bill was so fat when he stepped on the scale, it said "to be continued."
6. Yo mama so fat, she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller.
If you don’t know the difference between their, there, and they’re, then you're an idiot.
Yo mama's so ugly that even Hello Kitty had to say goodbye.
WOW this ultra realistic jenga is awesome!🔥🔥