Worst Jokes Ever
Are you the Twin Towers? I can't stand you.
I went to jail because I gave the orphan kid a calendar with 363 days.
(I deleted Mother's Day and Father's Day.)
What do you call a Black-Asian dictator?
Kim Kong Coon.
Whatβs the best time to commit suicide?
8 aβglock in the morning.
Yo mama's so big, her belt size is "equator."
Yo mama's so stupid, she tried to eat Eminem.
Yo mama's so fat, when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND the house.
I rate the atmosphere of Israel a 10/7; real good stuff there, looks like an actual movie!
What makes 9/11 an inside job?
Someone started calling it 10/7.
LEGO Ninjago - I like it, okay?
Which of the ninja would be best for an undercover mission as the person in disguise?
Kai. He just has to leave his hair down and no one would know it was him. He uses hair gel, as Cole has said a couple times I think, because his hair looks like fire π₯!
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I asked my now ex-boyfriend why heβs scared of my cat. He said it was because of the scratches on my arm.
I told him that my cat doesnβt scratch, but he didnβt believe me. He realised what I meant when he noticed I kept hiding my wrist from everyone else.
(Kinda based on the fact that my ex is indeed scared of cats, and he has been scared of my cat, so yeah π)
Q. What do they call an ISIS terrorist who owns both a camel and a goat?
A. Bisexual.
Why do women always have sex with the lights off?
Because they never like to see a man having a good time.
If I were a history teacher, Iβd make the two twins stand up and throw a paper airplane at them.
Q: How did Rihanna find out Chris Brown was cheating on her?
A: She found another womanβs lipstick on his knuckles.
How do you know your wife is dead?
The sex is the same, but the dishes keep piling up.
Q: Whatβs the worst thing about breaking up with a Japanese girl?
A: You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets the message.
How do you put a baby astronaut to sleep?
You rocket!