Worst Jokes Ever
What is the difference between a microwave and a gay guy?
A microwave doesn’t brown your meat.
Why did God create women before men?
He didn’t want any advice on how to do it.
Long time since I made a joke, huh? I used a Time Machine to make this one.
What's the difference between child abuse and abandonment?
The abused ones are forced to listen while being abused, while abandoned kids cry because they don't have parents anymore.
I forgot the joke I wanted to say.
Chat, is this real?
How do you start a school shooting at a black school?
Call the cops.
A white woman was caught on video using racial slurs and assaulting two black students. She was charged with "interpreting" a black police officer.
How did the black woman name her 4 babies?
Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, and Tyrone.
How did she differentiate them?
She called them by their last names.
If two blind people meet, one of them says: "Long time, no see!"
What starts with "N" and ends with "G?"
Nothing.
Did you know that a majority of the U.S. is afraid of the dark?
Especially if they are right behind you at the ATM.
What's the best way to get gum out of your hair?
Cancer.
What do women and KFC have in common?
After you get done with the thighs and breasts, all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in.
What do you call a group of black men hanging from a tree?
Alabama wind chimes.
I heard Pixar is releasing a new movie.
It’s called Finding Chemo.
Gas is expensive nowadays.
In the 1940s, they got it for free.
Don't do suicide shit. Nearly killed me, tbh. 🙏🙏🙏🙏
What did the man say to the deaf kid? He said...
Guys, I promise I’m not suicidal, I just like dark things.
*proceeds to walk around the house with headphones in and stare at the ceiling while laying down on the couch*
What's an emo's favorite time of year?
Fall.