What did the elephant say to the naked man?
"How do you breathe through that tiny thing?"
Worst Jokes Ever
I hope Death is a woman.
That way, it will never come for me.
What do you call a baby Mexican? A paragraph because they aren’t a full essay.
Why are Americans stupid? They shoot everyone that goes to school.
Son: Dad, I think I got a girl pregnant.
Dad: Well, is she already part of the family?
Son: Yes, why?
Dad: Then there’s no need to be worried.
"How would you describe yourself in three words?"
"Lazy!"
Why does Ezra Miller’s Flash run in a straight line in The Flash movie? Bro ain’t straight.
Thank you guys for 6 whole followers! I'm so happy!
What is the worst thing about your birthday being on September 11?
Party crashers.
What do priests and McDonald's have in common? They both shove their meat between 10-year-old buns.
Q: Why do I always see gays in the roundabout?
A: They couldn’t go straight.
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
They both used to be straight.
What’s the difference between a Black dad and a Pizza?
One can feed a family.
What's a Mexican's favorite insect? A grasshopper.
Yo momma is so fat, when she tried to hang herself, the noose broke.
Yesterday I bought my daughter a cat, but accidentally hit her with the car today. I have no idea what to do with the cat now.
Do you know the best thing about killing a hooker?
Not only do you get your money back, but the second hour is free.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Your dad.
But my dad's dead.
I know, just reminding you!
What do emos and unsalted popcorn have in common?
They're both white and flavorless.
If James Bond is the most famous spy, wouldn't that also make him the worst spy?
