Two twins were talking in class. I threw a paper airplane at one of them.
Worst Jokes Ever
My dad was a great pilot...
He died in 9/11.
Are you made of Gallium and Yttrium?
Because you are looking a little bit GaY.
Are you made of gold, titanium, sulfur, titanium, and carbon?
Cuz you’re looking a little big Au Ti S Ti C.
My parents told me that I should go hang with my friends and get out of the house.
So I called some of my friends and told them to meet me in the school yard. One said, "What tree?"
I replied, "You’ll know when you get here!"
My parents never said how they wanted us to hangout.
I’m always the first person in line at school for lunch.
I just cut everyone.
What war did the black community win?
The Obama era. Only to lose to a smarter white person.
I put the fun in dysfunctional.
Did you hear about the man who jumped off a bridge in France? He was in Seine.
Hellen Keller walked into a bar, then a chair, then a table.
What bee can't fly?
Koby.
Not a joke.
Any girls looking for a steamy hot man?
You should watch Ryan ToysReview because he's not mean; he's a very nice boy.
"What did one wall say to the other?"
"I'll meet you at the corner!"
Bitches be like "you're racist." You're right, and I'm gonna win.
Why can’t Chinese people have a white baby?
Because two wongs don’t make a white.
Why were there only 3,000 Mexicans at the Battle of the Alamo?
'Cause they only had 4 trucks.
If you don’t like mowing your lawn, just get emo grass! It cuts itself!
What do you call the fighters with an extra chromosome?
Downy unstopables.
My father was a great pilot. He died on 9/11.
