Worst Jokes Ever

Politics.

The last two presidents of the US.

Hi, I'm new here.

I like your cut, G.

*Slaps really hard*

BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-

What do you call an autistic person? Names.

I'm autistic myself, so don't go crying in my comment section.

What do a mag and a clip have in common? They are both good at school.

I asked my friend what the best gay joke is, and she said "You."

lmao why do people think they can fly?

Why don't orphans get offended by dark humor? Because it can't hit home.

I saw a kid sitting on the side and asked if he was an orphan, “what gave me away?” “Well, your parents, for a start.”

"When is the best time to commit suicide?"

Ate a Glock in the morning.

The median salary of a clown is $36,763. And yet, here you are, doing it for free.

Raju: How about you, Sunil?

Do you know?

Sanju: Sunil is my long distance

is a brother.

Raju: Long brother?

Sanju: Yes, because I live in Ratnagiri and he lives in Nagpur.

Some rules of childhood cricket:

1. Whose bat, his batting.

2. Mother called to go while fielding. Then the turn will not be missed.

3. If the Umpire's decision is not acceptable, the decision of the Spectator, Front Uncle, or Neighbor Aunt shall be final.

Two guys in a car get pulled over by a cop. The cop taps the window, and the window rolls down. "Good evening, gentlemen, we're looking for two pedophiles."

The guy quickly closes the window. Ten seconds later, he lowers it again and says, "Ok, we'll do it."

How do you embarrass a female archaeologist?

Give her a used tampon and ask which period it came from.

What's a suicidal person's favorite type of bath bomb?

A toaster.

What do you do when your dishwasher stops working? You slap her on the ass and tell her to get back to work.

Why don't black people go on cruises? They're not falling for that one again.

One time I was at home alone with my dawgy, and I was eating peanut butter. I thought since it's oily, I could use it as a lotion, so I spread it all over my private part. My dawgy came over and started licking the peanut butter off my private part, and my private part got big and hard. Then, white stuff came out of my wee wee, and my dawgy started looking up at me and whining.

And then my daddy came home and saw what I was doing and shouted, "What are you doing?" And I said I was using peanut butter on my private part. Then he said, "Well, let me have a taste." And then he started doing what my dawgy was doing.