Worst Jokes Ever
His wife shut off the internet.
What do you call a 6 year old with no friends?
A Sandy Hook survivor.
Where did Lucy go in the bombing... Everywhere.
10 years ago my dad went to get milk. He said when he got back, he was going to tell me a joke. That joke better be worth it!
When you see an "Autistic child zone" sign and say, "Oh! That wasn't a dog."
Hungry: Dad, I'm hungry.
Dad: Hi, Hungry, I'm Dad.
Hungry: Why did you name me like this? :/
Is your body from McDonald's, because I'm loving it?
What do you call a no "r"-med T-rex?
A T-ex.
Did you hear about the four foot tall psychic who escaped prison?
He's a small medium at large.
What is the best thing about Switzerland?
I don't know, but their flag is a big plus!
Yaxaas?
What do you call a dictionary on drugs?
High definition or addictionary.
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No-eye-deer (no idea).
What do you call a fish without eyes?
- Fsh.
If you have 20 apples and you ate 2, how many do you have left?
0 because you have 20 and take away 2, you have 0 left.
Ya mum!
You know, eBay sucks. I was looking for a lighter, and it gave me 18,906 matches.
I like my women like I like my diving pools.
Wet and deep.
There was a dino at the library today.
It was reading a thesaurus.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims: they went through a hundred stories in 10 seconds.