Worst Jokes Ever
Nobody knows how bad you smell.
"Ligma" is a disease, so does that mean "ligma balls?"
Stupid.
Hi boo!
Why would you never donate to crabs?
Because they're shellfish!
Which mineral is impolite?
Ironically.
Why did the Texas cow own its own dachshund?
The cowboy told it to "get along little doggie."
What do you call your son?
An mistake.
Press F to pay respects to Grumpy Cat!
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
How many fat people are in my house?
20, counting the kids in the basement.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite toy as a child?
Hot Wheels.
The Past, Present & Future walked into a bar.
It was tense!
Eagle: "You know why hunting me would be a bad idea?
Because it is ILL-EAGLE!"
What's a furry's favorite news network?
Fox!
I quit my job at the bank today. I lost interest.
Have you heard of bees? They're bee-utiful!
What do you call a deaf child?
-Ryan Simmonite-
People can say whatever they want about pedophiles. At least they are pursuing their dreams.
In a white van.
Aaron.
"Knife to meet you all!"