Worst Jokes Ever
I farted. LOL.
Once I heard a joke about chocolate. It wasn't that funny, so I just Snickered.
Once I heard a joke about chocolate the other day.
It wasn't that funny.
So I just Snickered.
What do you call skeletons having sex?
When the relationship is dead, but you're still fucking.
What do you call security outside a Samsung store?
Guardians of the Galaxy.
"You gave me the same sweater as last year."
"You s w e a t e r believe it."
My life is a lot like a game of Black Jack.
I always hit on 16, then get busted.
"The f*** am I even doing here?"
What do Ellen DeGeneres and homeless people have in common?
They don’t cook because they love eating out.
Wife: Honey, I love you.
Husband: I love you all.
Wife: Awww.......... Wait WHAT?!?!??!
Gay is gay.
SPOILER ALERT...
I was going to tell you a joke about Thanos, but T. S. snapped it away!
Yo mama so hairy that when she go to the hair salon they say, "No pets allowed."
What did the mustard say to the ketchup at the race?
I told a joke to an orphan, turns out he wasn't an orphan...
What do you call a guy with a sandwich?
A guy with a sandwich.
Why did the skeleton not go to prom?
He had no body to go with. XD
You and your mom.
Teacher: "You can't be here after school without a parent!"
Orphan: -no response-
What do fire and people have in common?
They will both eventually die out.