Worst Jokes Ever
"Why don't you want to taco 'bout it?"
"Cause I'm nacho friend anymore."
Knock knock. Who's there? Jo. Jo who? Jo Auntie.
How to kill a blond: put a scratch & sniff in a pool.
Q: What do you call a Mexican man that lost his car?
A: Carlos.
If you're ever bored, jump on Vedanta, what is he going to do, tell his parents? (He probably will.)
Riley Styler :)
What's the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer?
The hooker can wash out her crack and reuse it.
What do we want? Plane noises!
When do we need it? Neeooooooowwwww!
This guy tried to kill me, and I asked, "What is this? Friday the Thirteenth?" Michael replied, "Nah, it's Halloween."
There was a dude, he was like, "Yo dawg, you wanna die?" I said, "What is this, Friday the 13th?"
Spread my legs like butter n finger me hard. 👅👅👅
What knight is never wrong?
Sir Tain.
Thanks for explaining the word "many" to me.
It means a lot!
Why was the beach salty? Because the land didn't wave back. The ocean then called the land a beach.
I got my daughter a fridge for her birthday.
I can’t wait to see her face light up when she opens it.
Why did the M&M go to school?
It wanted to be a Smartie.
Why did the Oreo go to the dentist?
Because he lost his filling.
How do poets say hello?
Hey, haven’t we metaphor?
Did you hear about the two people who stole a calendar?
They each got six months.
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high.
She looked at me surprised.
(P.S. I am not at that age plus I am as straight as a helix ruler.)