Why did the bodybuilder go to the crustacean church?
Because it was a good source of mussel mass!
What's Africa's greatest sporting achievement? The 2018 World Cup...
So, if the reason people used to hang women was because they were seen as witches back in the day, if boys were to be hung, would they be called wizards?
"Knock, knock."
"Who's there?"
"Bone."
"Bone who?"
"It's nice to meet cha'. Can we be friends? I'm bone-ly here."
You are in the airway, how funny!
Why did the man put himself on fire?
To BURN Calories.
Did you hear about that cheese factory that exploded in France?
There was nothing left but de Brie!
Your mum so fat she's diabetic... LOL
Stephen Hawking, more like ice cream!
Yo momma so ugly, her blood type is puss.
Chuck Norris can make Minute Maid lemonade in 5 seconds.
My wife wanted a present that could go from zero to 80 very quickly.
So I got her a new set of bathroom scales.
Do you want to hear a money joke? "Never mind, it makes no cents."
You need to fuck off with this website. It's shit.
How do you fit 53 babies into a box?
First get a blender...
Follow me on Twitch @EddyTheSurfer.
Son: Daddy, why is this red soup so sweet?
Because your mother had diabetes.
Daddy, why is this red soup so sweet?
Because your mother has diabetes.
Why did Princess Diana cross the road?
She wasn’t wearing her seatbelt.
Did you know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head and shoulders all over the windshield.
Small People.
