Worst Jokes Ever
What room does a ghost not want to be in?
The living room.
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Why was the Burnside Bridge so hot?
Because it's on the burning side.
Want to hear a joke about milk? No, it's too cheesy.
My life, part 2.
Has anybody heard of the guy who passed out in the middle of oncoming traffic? Yeah, he was tired.
Why did Sellwood get named?
It is made of wood that got sold.
What did the cell say when it was dividing?
"It's not you, it's me."
Your mom is a mom!
A 23 year old priest walks into a high school with an automatic weapon. He tells those who believe in God to stand up and leave.
To the children who don't leave, he says, "Do not worry my children, I shall make thou 'hole-y' as well."
He then proceeds to shoot all of the students left.
I slip on the wet floor, haha silly water :)
-Kachow!!!!!!!!!!!
-LMQ, You know what comes before lighting? THUNDER KACHIGA
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I would tell you a story of my dad... If I knew who he was.
What’s the difference between a mushroom and a tree?
One's a fucking tree.
There were 20 people in a box. There was not mushroom.
My pee pee fell off.
You're going to suffer the wrath of Gru!
My wife was run over.
My dog died.