Worst Jokes Ever
Aaron is ginger.
#takemebacksophie
What atom presents TV shows?
David Atombrough.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
What’s a cow’s favorite piece of furniture?
The cowch (couch).
You are.
I speak for the trees.
*Trees whisper in my ear*
They said six million wasn't enough.
What did one poop say to the other poop? What's the matter? You look flushed!
Octopussy.
Roses are red, don’t touch the toys, these are what the priests use to lure in the boys.
Hey mylady.
Hey bro.
Me mylady.
Me a bro.
This Fairy Tail shirt is only $9.99! Guess you can say that's a fair retail.
Q: What is the opposite of 'Dominos'?
A: Domi doesn't know!
"You gotta bleed before you teeth."
- Santa Claus
A wise man once said, "don't think young, think tight." He was a priest.
Why can't you buy an iPhone X?
It's too expensive.
iran
Boy: I'm dead.
Girl: Is that why you're so ugly?
Boy: No, I was just born this way.
My friend looks like a homeless, thanks for the jokes.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because he forgot to plug in the charger.