Worst Jokes Ever
If the dyslexic man wanted to adopt a kid, then how could he sign the papers?
I like fire trucks and monster trucks.
Yee.
I dipped my hand in red food dye, so I said, "Looks like I’ve been caught red-handed!"
Anal, haha.
What is long, yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of children.
What is the difference between an American and an orphan?
They don't have a home to get their guns.
Allahu Akbar---Jalal 2019 xD
Hank, skamwkakkshsygauytqg.
Biggest chungest coming home, bitches!
Biggest chungus to the rescue, fat bitches!
What is yellow and smells like bananas?
I liked my life when I first got it... Later they said no because I didn’t have the receipt.
Being sad is my only happiness.
If there is a hair, the meat is ruined.
How do you beat Lady Gaga at Texas hold’em?
Poker face.
Knock, knock.
"Who's there?"
Cow says,
"Cow says who?"
No! Cow says moo!
What did the wire say to the electrician?
"Stop twisting my nuts!"
Lol, I switched out my friend's leukemia medication for mercury.
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Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens?
They were always saying "Bach, Bach, Bach". And his cows preferred Moo-zak.