Worst Jokes Ever
Why do lions 🦁 go to SUBWAY 🥪?
Because they like to EAT FLESH.
About a dog.
So the horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?"
UwU
What’s 12 inch long, purple, and makes women scream??
Cot death!
What can fly?
Bird.
What did the French Fry 🍟 say to the Hamburger 🍔?
I guess that’s a wrap!
Why can't Helen Keller drive?
Because she's a woman? No, seriously, why can't she drive? Because she's dead.
Why didn't the bear leave home?
He could not bear leaving his family.
How do you punish Helen Keller? Just move the couch.
If olive oil is made of olives, then baby oil is made of...
There are so many things going through my head. Sadly, none of it is a 9mm.
What do tigers wear in the winter?
A striped sweater.
How do we know that the ocean is friendly? It waves.
Nobody:
The Vietcong when America lands on their beaches:
tReE pOwErS aCtIvAtE!
What did the orphan say to the parent?
Oh, wait!
Iran? More like tin can, cause we’re going to kick their teeth in, am I right?
Why did the frog cross the road?
To show his gang that he had guts.
You'll never be lonely at cousinsonly.com.
What did one Koala say to the other?
"Help me I'm burning. Aaaugh!!! Oh fuck oh fuck I'm on fire!! AAAAaugh!"
What is the most musical part of a chicken?
The drumstick.