Worst Jokes Ever
"Knock Knock"
"Who's there?"
"9/11"
"9/11 Who?"
"I thought you'd never forget..."
What did the Joker say to Harley Quinn?
Nothing.
I lent my sister my bed. The next morning, she told me it worked like a dream.
Nothing lasts long these days!
As Confucius says, "Hare today, gone tomorrow!"
How do you get 1 million followers:
{ RUN THROUGH AFRICA WITH A BOTTLE OF WATER }
When is Father's Day?
Nine months before Mother's Day.
What do you call a zoo with no dogs? A shit zoo! 😂😂😂😂😂
I'mma monch ur nan's feet at 3 am tonight, ngl.
Q: What did the butt say to the face?
A: It farted!
I remember my grandfather's last words:
"Are you holding the ladder?"
Your momma so fat, when she asked for a water bed, she got a concrete bed.
Q: Who are the fastest readers in the world?
A: 9/11 victims. They went through 89 stories in 7 seconds.
All my jokes are cries for help.
INCLUDING THIS ONE.
I once had a cat that reminded me of Doug Ford.
Fat, mean, and probably inbred.
Have a good day tomorrow!
What is your favorite name?
Amy has.
What is your favorite color?
What do you call a tree?
Love you.
What time is it?