Worst Jokes Ever
What is so good about a dog that cannot see? Nothing is good.
What is a guide dog 🐶 that cannot walk? A useless guide 🐶.
What is big and fun and yellow? A school bus!
What is a playground that is old?
A rotten playground.
What kind of nut hates baseball? A nut that’s sick.
Why does cancer kill you? Because it does. 🌝
Why do dead babies cry? Just kidding, they are dead.
Why does Samsung sell TVs? 'Cause they make them! 😂🤣
Wy can't a dinosaw ror? Becase it losed it's voucal kord.
Microwave.
Why could you not hear the dinosaur clap? Because it's dead.
Your spelling is more morbid than any of these jokes.
Why did the cow cross the road to go to the moovies?
To spite Santa and Greta Thunberg, I'm burning the coal I got for Christmas.
What do you call a school bus that you cannot drive?
A friend.
What do you call a school bus driver that keeps going to sleep? A monster.
Why do kids have school every day? So that they can learn.
What brings kids to school every day?
A school bus 🚌.
I have WWII in my blood since my great-grandfather killed Hitler.
What does a woman do when she leaves the battered women's shelter?
"Cook my dinner, if she knows what's good for her."