Worst Jokes Ever
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
What do Monica and Bill Clinton have in common? They both did not inhale. Lol.
Why is there no toilet paper at KFC?
Because it's finger-licking good.
What song do orphans hate the most? "We are family."
What do mermaids wash their fins with?
Tide.
Why did the royal wedding get more publicity than a school shooting?
Cause a royal wedding doesn't happen once a week.
Why can’t orphans play baseball/softball?
They never get to home!
Joe Momma so fat when Santa came down the chimney he said, "Ho, ho, holy crap!"
What did the man say to the girl?
You just milked a cow.
What’s an orphan’s favorite Netflix show?
Fuller House.
Friend 1: Eyyy gurl
Me: Hey! (Fake smile)
Friend 2: Hey g-guys what 'bout we play would you rather?
6 hours later
Friend 2: So (name) would u rather? 1. "Hang" out with me Or 2. "Jump" 1 times?
Me...e-eh?...Why not both????? We could just "Jump" while "Hanging" out right?
Why can't orphans do homework? They don't have a home to do it at.
Why can't orphans cross roads?
They don't have a parent to hold hands with.
Woman can't drive.
Why are you gay?
Your mom is a transgender, your dad took a wrong turn just like his gender, your brother is just gay.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They don't know what home is.
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
Decalffeinated.
Ert.
Why did the people think Stephen Hawking was disrespectful?
'Cause he didn't stand up for the national anthem.