Worst Jokes Ever
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Control freak.
Con...
Ok, now you say, "Control freak who?"
Why do people always tell actors to break a leg?
Because every play has a cast.
How do you get ten babies in a bucket?
With a blender.
Life is like a box of chocolates, it doesn't last long if you're fat.
Everyone is a gangster until Helen Keller hits a 3 on you.
Are you a wild girl, cause I want to catch you with my pokeballs?
What is the difference between onions and babies?
I cry when I cut onions.
Why can't an orphan go to McDonald's? There's no point in the words "happy meal."
An orphan went up to Nikola Tesla and asked to travel in time. He then saw his parents put him in a building, saying, "You now live here!"
Guess what?
Good guess.
An Irishman walks into a pub.
What's the difference between a million dollars and a million dead babies?
I don't have a million dollars laying around my house.
Knock knock!
Who is it?
Knock.
Knock who?
Knock you.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is. Sorry for the dark joke :>
What time is it when a nurse's here?
It's nurse-thirty.
So I was playing on my phone, and my mom said to go and take the trash out, so I pick up my sister and threw her in the garbage bin and said, "Mom told me to." And when I came back in, my mom said not to do that ever again, but then I told her that she says not to lie, so I was doing the right thing. 👍
Why did the Indian cross the road?
Because he opened a corner shop on the other side.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Golly.
Golly who?
Godly leave me alone!
What state do miners hate?
Oregon.
I can't find out where Stephen Hawking is from, I just can't place his accent.