Worst Jokes Ever
Smack an orphan, what’s he gonna do... tell his parents?
I'm a clown.
Why do the Japanese hate Christmas?
Because the last time a Fat Man came down the chimney, they lost half their population.
One day, a leaf asks Mom, "Mom, why am I named Leaf?"
Mom says, "Because when you were a baby, a leaf fell on your head."
The next day, Feather asks Mom, "Mommy, why am I named Feather?"
Mom says, "When you were a baby, a feather fell on your head."
The next day, Brick asks Mom, "Rhsisvrkanx!"
Mom says, "Shut up, Brick!"
What is the worst motivational thing to say to a depressed person?
If at first you don't succeed, try, try again.
Someone: Hey, are you a skeleton?
A skeleton: Of course, I have a SKELE-ton of fans!
Kid: Licks money.
Mom: Hey, don’t lick the money. It is dirty.
Kid: Is that why they call people filthy rich?
What do you call a scared octopus?
An octopussy.
Why did the doctor check out Earth?
He had a tummy quake.
So, today is my birthday. Today, I am 13, but yesterday I am going to turn 10. But I am not even going to school to know the number ten, because one time at 10 p.m. in the morning it was so cold in my hot room, so I went outside to drive my car. But I stopped because the light turned green. I was taking a bath in the front of my car, and it didn’t have a bin, so I am taking a sh$t.
What is a good night? Sleep tight, I have four.
What is the difference between a human and a human?
I did have a good night and I did a good night and I had fun.
What is the difference between a tree house for dinner, and dinner with you today after school?
What is the difference between a human and a magic house to get to a tree and a house to get to the earth to get home 🏡? Day today I have to get my kids and oooooo.
I love still things.
Good day tomorrow, and what day are they still good today? Good time. Love day! A great night time and...
I love you, my new phone! 📲
I did a walk today and had fun. Today, I did not have to go get my kids and get to my new house. 🏠 It was a good day. I had fun. I did a walk today. I had fun today, but I’m going to be at the car 🚘 when I’m at my car. 🚘 What time was your night time? What time did [you go to bed]?
What time is it when you get home, can you walk walk home and walk walk home to get a car? I love you, you're the night!