Worst Jokes Ever
I love you, you love me.
What time is it when you get home and you can walk walk home and walk walk?
Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to get to the other side.
What time is it when you get home and you can't walk home?
I did a walk today, but it was good for Tyler. I was just trying to have a good time to sleep good. I got yyy night and a night.
What time is it when you get home, and you can walk, walk home and walk, walk home from?
What time is it when you get home and you can walk, walk? Eeeeeew!
What do girls have that boys don’t have? Bobbies.
What is the oldest animal in the world?
A zebra—it is black and white.
What’s the difference between a woman that doesn’t belong in the kitchen and Bigfoot?
Bigfoot is real.
What do you call a flying bus?
An Airbus.
What do you call a bus going backwards? A sub.
What is the difference between the snow ❄️ and sun 🌞? Snow is slippery, and the other kind 🧒 of weather is not slippery.
I love you too.
A man once sued smart water for not making him smart. Then a woman replied, “Okay cool, now I’m going to go sue Thin Mints for not making me thin.”
To whomever stole my anti-depression pills, I hope you're happy now.
Do you know where Helen Keller lives?
Neither does she.
What did the sweet potato say to the potato when he was told to hurry?
I yam.
What did the potato say when the sweet potato told it to hurry?
I yam.
There were two guys in an asylum. One was named Kenny, and the other was Bob. The nurse went down the hall and saw Kenny acting like he was packing his bags. The nurse said, “What are you doin', Kenny?” Kenny said, “Going to Florida for the week.” The nurse said, “Alright, see ya when you get back.”
Next day, the nurse went down the hall again and saw Kenny lying down acting like he was holding a wine glass. The nurse said, “What are you doing, Kenny?” Kenny said, “I am at the beach.” The nurse said, “Oh, I forgot you're in Florida for the week, see ya when you get back.” Bob's room was across the hall. The nurse went further down the hall and saw Bob on his bed jerking off. The nurse said, “Goddamnit, Bob, what are you doing?” Bob said, “Shhh, I am fucking Kenny's wife right now, he is in Florida for the week.”