Worst Jokes Ever
I went to an orphanage and had a yo mama smack down. That's it.
What did the cat say to the jar of cookies?
"Ground beef!"
Get confused with Confucius!
What's the difference between a human and a tree?
A human can chop down a tree.
A tree can't chop down a human.
What's the difference between a fly and a bird?
A bird can fly, but a fly cannot bird.
What's big, round, and can't move?
A vegetable!
Why did Adolf Hitler like nuts? He only had one.
What do you call an obnoxiously loud fog horn? A beginner saxophonist.
Where did Johnny go after he wandered into a minefield?
Everywhere.
What is the difference between a human being and a tree?
A human can walk and a tree cannot walk.
"Hi, this is Stephanie. I was a little bit of a walk."
What has it?
What time is it when your kids stay home from school? S'no time!
What is a show for kids?
Barney.
What is a big animal 🦓? A bat 🦇!
What has a magic car? A magic dog.
What is your car's name?
What has no legs and a human body?
A human with no legs.
Q: Why are the 49ers called the 49ers?
A: 'Cause they can't make it past the 50-yard line.
What did Hellen Keller do when she fell in a hole?
She screamed until her hands got tired.