Worst Jokes Ever

What do you call a cow 🐮 in an earthquake?

A milkshake.

How do you eat a cake?

With a fork!

What do you say when you wake up to the police trying to arrest you?

“C'mon, did ya really think I’d resist arrest?”

My syndrome may be down, but my money be up 😈.

Are you corona? Cuz it’s hard to breathe around you ;)

Why can't orphans play baseball?

Because they don't know where home is.

Why does an orphan not play baseball?

Because they can’t find home.

Why are a gun and a bag of chips alike?

You pull them out at school and everyone wants to be your friend.

There was once a kid named Timmy. His father and mother went to bed one night and didn't hear or see Timmy come with them.

They all get under the covers. Timmy, still unnoticed, looks under the covers and lets out a blood-curdling scream. "MOMMY, WATCH OUT! THERE IS A SNAKE GOING INTO YOUR BIG BLACK HAIRY BUSH!" And he proceeds to say, "DON'T WORRY MOMMY, I'LL GET IT!" And he takes his father's penis in his mouth and chomps down.

Now I want you to think what their breakfast conversation was the next morning.

Why did Helen Keller’s boyfriend have wax on his finger? Because he was whispering sweet nothings into her ear!

What is the difference between a tree and walk walk home and walk walk home from school?

I love you. You too. I love you. You have a good night. Love. Love. I love you. You and your mom, love. Love. You have the best friends. Love. You have fun. Love. Is it good? You you have to walk home from school and walk walk home from school. I have fun at home.

Cyber Monday

What is the difference between human rights and the Earth?

The Earth has been to be between two games a year after school, a time and fun game that has.

Hi! I love my dog.

I love not much.

What is the difference between a human and human rights, and a tree tree, and a house that has to?

Hi 👋, was the day you?

I weeee is?

Why can't an orphan play baseball?

Because they can't find home plate.