Worst Jokes Ever
How about that airplane food? I eat it when I'm high.
NASA is going to probe Uranus, and it might take a while to get there.
How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? More than 40 because my basement is still dark.
Why are Communists considered the left?
Because they can’t do anything right.
Why are bald eagles bald? Because you're bald!
Why does Hitler drink milk? Because he doesn't like juice.
What do you call an airplane that doesn’t fly?
A plane wingless.
I went to the eye doctor and I couldn't read. They showed me a picture of a birthday cake and I thought it was a menorah!
"Hi, honey, how do you want buns?"
What's the difference between a club and a bar?
I can only get dead hookers from the club alleyways.
Yo mama so fat Thanos had to clap.
Why did the orphan cross the street? Because they thought that mommy and daddy was on the other side.
"I hear you asking, 'What's your favorite instrument?' The Trombone."
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Dishes."
"Dishes who?"
"Dishes a bad joke."
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Dishes."
"Dishes who?"
"Dishes a bad joke."
What's a depressed person's favorite drink?
Depresso espresso.
Hey, What do you want? We broke up like 5 days ago, leave me alone. Ok, first wanna do some things? What kind of things? Illegal things. Like what? Knock you off and hide your body. 🤡🤡🗡
Knock knock.
Who is there?
Mother.
Mother who?
Fuck off bichon, I'm your mother!
I don't get why people don't like my abortion jokes. Do they have a stick up their ass? Wait, that's the other hole.
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