Worst Jokes Ever
What is it called when you hit your funny bone at night?
Dark humor.
High school is amazing. Like if you agree!
At an school 🏫 what is your school's name?
What kind of ankle are you? A broken ankle.
What has 8 legs and 2 ears? A dog.
Why do men say funny things? Just to be silly!
What can you build with people? A boat!
What kind of number hates nuts?
17.
Why do horses eat with their mouth open?
Because they have bad stable manners.
The bible says to love your neighbors as you love yourself.
So I treat everyone like garbage.
What can read 105 stories in ten seconds?
New Yorkers.
Why are eagles 🦅 bald?
Because they don’t wear wigs.
Q: Why couldn't the queer wist eating his hot dog?
A: Because it tasted like shit.
Q: What did the Iceberg say to the Titanic?
A: I'd hit that.
Q: What did Jesus say when he got nailed to the cross?
A: Owwww!!!!!
Glip gloop glap.
Q: Do you know the quadratic formula?
A: Duhhh!
Comment: Then solve it!
Formula: -b ± √(b2 - 4ac) / 2a
Q: Why are morbid jokes so cruel?
A: Because they are!
Q. What do you call a goose that thinks he's a goat?
A. A Billy Goose.
How about that airplane food? I eat it when I'm high.