Worst Jokes Ever
Waitress: You wanna box for your leftovers?
Me: No, but I'll arm wrestle you for the bill.
If you're mad, hire an orphan, what are they gonna do, tell their parents? 🤣🤣
Orphan: I want to kill my parents.
Random kid: I don’t think you have the facilities to do that, big man.
*The doctor asking why I've broken 19 bones in the past week*
*My abusive mum- Go on, tell him!*
Well what am I gonna do now...
Orphan: I want to be like Batman.
Orphan worker: You are already like him, honey.
"I fancy Hunter, my big sugar daddy," said the orphan, clearly lying.
Beans and toast.
Big pp suck sook.
Why do orphans enjoy orgasms?
I watch sexy girls AMV and my pp goes up and down and up.
Why are orphans so gayyyyyyy?
Roses are red, violets are blue, My heart is dead, I’m such a fool.
The reason Steven Hawking died is he lost his internet connection.
Your forehead is so big that it made Mona Lisa smile.
For every orphan, a bag of chips is family size.
Billy moved in with 69 pedophiles when he was 8. Many "tears" came across his cheeks.
Random kid: Yo mama so stupid that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Orphan: What's a mama?
Random kid: *shook*
Location is in London by the way.
One day a fatass came home and told his friend that he lost money.
His friend: "Oh for once you lost some pounds!"
Why was the ant so confused?
All of its uncles were ants.
Yeah, Who am I? Someone that's afraid to let go, uh. You decide, if you're ever gonna, let me know (yeah). Suicide, if you ever try to let go, uh. I'm sad and low, yeah. I'm sad and low, yeah. Who am I? Someone that's afraid to let go, uh. You decide, if you're ever gonna, let me know (yeah). Suicide, if you ever try to let go, uh. I'm sad and low, yeah. I'm sad and low, yeah.
I gave her everything. She took my heart and left me lonely. I've been broken, heart's contentious. I won't fix, I'd rather weep. I'm lost and I'm found, but It's torture being in love. I love when you're around But I fucking hate when you leave. Who am I? Someone that's afraid to let go, uh. You decide, if you're ever gonna, let me know (yeah). Suicide, if you ever try to let go, uh. I'm sad and low, yeah. I'm sad and low, yeah. Who am I? Someone that's afraid to let go, uh. You decide, if you're ever gonna, let me know (yeah). Suicide, if you ever try to let go, uh. I'm sad and low, yeah. I'm sad and low, yeah. Who am I? Someone that's afraid to let go, uh. You decide, if you're ever gonna, let me know (yeah). Suicide, if you ever try to let go, uh. I'm sad and low, yeah. I'm sad and low, yeah. Who am I? Someone that's afraid to let go, uh. You decide, if you're ever gonna, let me know (yeah). Suicide, if you ever try to let go, uh. I'm sad and low, yeah. I'm sad and low, yeah.