Worst Jokes Ever
Why can orphans not grow big and strong? Because they need a parent to buy them steroids.
Why didn't they just switch him on and off again, or switch his batteries?
What’s red and goes 100 miles per hour?
Babies in a blender.
What’s long, yellow, and doesn’t float?
A school bus filled with children.
Q: Why did the Scarecrow from the Wizard of Oz win an award?
A: Because he was outstanding in his field.
What’s Stephan Hawking's favorite dance move?
The robot.
What do you call a bee’s love?
Honey.
What do you call a dog that tells time?
A watchdog.
Who is Helen Keller?
What has 4 wheels, 2 legs, and loves his shoulder?
Stephen Hawking.
What is the difference between a wheelchair and a walker?
What is the difference between a school 🏫 and a human?
A human can walk, and a school 🏫 cannot walk.
I did have a good night, and I did a good night, and I had fun, and I had to.
What is the difference between the human rights act of a home from school and walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk?
I did a walk today and I had to walk home from school and walk walk home from school and walk walk home from home and walk walk home and I had a good time with you and walk home from home and walk walk home and I had to.
What is a difference between a tree, tree house that yyyyy?
What is the difference between the human rights act and a home?
What do you call a baby potato?
Small fry!
How do I feed the baby with my pants on?
What do you call a cow 🐮 in an earthquake?
A milkshake.