Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert?
Because she was stuffed.
Worst Jokes Ever
Why does the large dildo not have any friends?
He's a pain in the ass.
What's red and smells like blue paint?
Red paint.
How do you think the unthinkable? An iceberg.
Emo t-shirt:
"EXISTENCE IS FUTILE."
I'm Clueless.
By M. T. Head.
How many times do you nut? It depends how hard you do it.
The History of the Star Spangled Banner. By Jose Cannusee.
Where does Spider-Man keep his pictures?
On a website.
What time is it when you get a chance to take a car and drive all over?
Time to get in trouble!
What is your favorite name?
What time is it when you can smell smoke inside?
Time to get outside!
What is the difference between a human and a tree? A human can walk, and a tree 🌳 cannot walk.
What is a cow that does magic?
A smart cow.
What time is it when you say, "Wake up?"
It is morning.
What is your favorite time of day?
What is a nut that says, "What is your favorite name?"
A magic nut.
My brothers kept annoying me.
I told them I would disembowel them if they kept it up.
It was an empty threat—right after I was done.
Why did the boy not cross the road?
Because he was on thin ice.
I looked at my daughter. I told her what's wrong.
She said I wasn't being a daddy to her until...
