Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Dwarf

  • I was walking home when I saw children crossing the street on their own. I went towards him and tapped his shoulder and said, "Hey, little kid, you are not supposed to be walking on your own." The kid turns out to be a dwarf.

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  • Cliff

  • Why did the cliff feel offended?

    Because George jumped OFF. ENDED his life.

    (I'm sorry... No, I'm not!)

    Skating

  • One day I went skating and skated for so long that my feet were incredibly sore.

    It was like my skates were moving all by themselves, but I decided to just roll with the situation.

    Old

  • Old people all ways get in the way some times don't they all ways to sloow when they are in front of you and make silly exsgouses dont they it is some times beyond a joke ! Lol

    Cake

  • Why did the car drive over the cake?

    'Cause it was in tiers!! Lol, sorry this ain't funny.

    Sister

  • My sis is very funny. Her fave joke is:

    "Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Mr. Nobody." "Mr. Nobody who?" "I just told you!"