Worst Jokes Ever
No more toilet paper jokes, please.
What does an orphan call a family photo?
A selfie.
John
How do orphans have a family reunion? They look in the mirror.
What is the difference between snow boots on Earth Day, today, after dinner, and walking home?
I love my name.
Stephanie is my name.
What did the traffic light 🚦 say? Oh.
What is the difference between a comma and a period?
A comma gives you a pause, but a period gives you sleep.
I love sleep 🛏!
What is a good night's sleep, and what do I have for dinner today is what [I want to know].
What did a tree do for a human rights day at a tree?
I had no time today after a night with you today, but you walk away.
My car 🚘
Stephanie has a great thumb!
I love jokes about buses.
What is a bus 🚌?
What is the difference between a human and a tree?
A tree cannot walk, and a human can walk.
Germany is...
I hate it when I don’t understand someone.
I hate crying.