Worst Jokes Ever
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Orange." "Orange who?" "Orange you coming?"
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can never find home.
Pictures of the people commenting.
What's so funny about toilet paper? The toilet aspect!
Those are all the same.
(All the jokes above.)
When a midget smokes weed, do they get high or medium?
Donald Trump is a good president and not a complete moron.
What animal is best at hitting baseballs?
A bat.
My favorite joke was: what's the difference between a teacher and a train?
Why wouldn’t Mrs. Grapes leave her children behind?
Because she loves raisin kids.
Roses are red. He shows no remorse.
Santa Claus Has joined the terrorist force.
A lady runs into a police station and yells, "Help, help! I've been graped!"
A police officer says, "Do you mean raped?"
The girl then replies, "No, there was a bunch of 'em!"
I work at a bank and an old woman asked me to check her balance.
So I pushed her over.
Once upon a time, a man said to a woman, "I want to fuck you."
Your momma is so fat, when she gets done having sex she rolls over and smokes a ham.
Eeeeeeee
Three people die on the same day: a German, an American, and an Italian. They all go to Hell for various reasons.
American: "I won't ever see my dog again!"
Italian: "I won't ever make pizzas again!"
German: "Hey, granddad, how have you been?"
How to learn your Vitamins:
A = Art.
B = Bouncy Balls.
C = Cookies.
D = Da Sun.
You'll be smarter than a doctor next time you visit!
Yo momma more like G0Z the clown.
I can't sit down anymore... My dad went too far this time.