Worst Jokes Ever

Knock knock?

Who's there?

Not Sally, she doesn’t have any arms.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She doesn’t have any arms.

Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus.

Why did the dog want a kiss? Because he can see his knees.

I dropped my phone, but it’s on airplane mode.

China should be a baseball team because they can take out the whole world with just a bat.

Roses are red, I reload fast...

I'm gonna pull up to your school, bitch you better run fast!

I don't say funny stuff because I'm afraid they will take the German passport from me.

Why can't Indians play football? Because every time they take a corner, they make a shop.

Sometimes I feel ugly, but then I think of my sister.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Sister.

Sister who?

My sister's ass.

Rabbit poop is cereal.

My aunt worked as a human cannonball.

I'm not sure if she was good at it until she got fired.

"Fuck" and "sex" are hot, which is fire.

I'd tell ya a poop joke, but you're my favorite turd.

Knock knock.

Who's there?

You.

You who?

Don't you get it? You're the joke, dumbass!

When you're the only one nice to the quiet kid.

Kid: "I like you... don't go to school tomorrow."

What goes up and down and does not move?

Stairs.

What is your name in my phone?

I love your house. I have been in your art for.

What is ioooooooo?

I miss seeing my friends and teachers.

Hi 👋 I have some good idea 💡. What was the best game I’ve [played]?