Worst Jokes Ever
What did Melania ever see in Donald Trump?
$2 billion and high cholesterol.
What time is it when a rooster sits on a fence? Morning.
What time is it when an elephant sits on a fence? Time to get a new fence.
What time is it when a lawyer sits on the fence? Time for an elephant to sit on the fence.
Don't say your life is a joke because jokes have meaning.
I wish my hair was depressed.
Cause then it would cut itself.
Just laugh.
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My pathological cheater of a sister wanted to play a board game with me.
I turned her down because I didn't like the Risk involved.
When you're going to Titanic: It's the best ship in the world.
When you know it's sinking: It's the poor ship!
What is the difference between cremation and smoking?
While you are smoking, you don't go up in smoke.
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I'm jealous of cancer. My dad beat me but never beat cancer.
Q: What’s a good thing about child molesters?
A: They drive slow through school zones.
Why can't orphans go to field trips?
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What were the orphan's mom and dad's names? John and Jane Doe.
Why did the child drop their ice cream?
They got hit by a bus.
What do you say when you sister's annoying you?
Go oasis (go away sis)!
This is a Cuphead joke.
Why did the clown drive over the cup? Cuz he wanted to CRACK him up!
Q. What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common? A. Same middle name! 😂
I got a job as a pencil sharpener. I would tell you about it, but you wouldn't get the point.
What's the difference between acne and a priest?
Acne waits until a boy is 13 before it comes onto his face.
You better get used to having dry cereal cuz your dad ain't never bringing the milk back.