Worst Jokes Ever
Love is the best picture you can use to be able for her and I was able for her in the best place for her and I have to be honest and a great team of the team and the way it goes is the first 4th year of my life in my life as a new đź’•.
Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman.
Also, I have the same Birthday as her, so I have the pass.
What did the math book say to the guidance counselor?
What is a good night's sleep?
I haven't a clue!
What do you call Stephen Hawking's toes on fire?
Hot Wheels.
Ran out of toilet paper, so had to start using lettuce leaves... today was the tip of the iceberg.
Why don't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home is.
Q: Why can’t orphans play baseball?
A: 'Cause they can’t get back to home.
If you're ever bored, hit an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why were people sad when John F. Kennedy got shot? All he got was head.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is...
What do you call a pig that does karate?
PORK-CHOP
Brother: Your eyebrows look hella bad.
Sister: I don’t even think you know what eyebrows are supposed to look like because you have none.
I tried to play with rock, but it was hard.
Why isn't the athlete in the full bus? Because she is trying to fit in.
Why do athletes cool down fast? Because they have fans.
Wash your hands.
I can’t believe I got fired from the calendar factory. All I did was take a day off!
Last night, I dreamed I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. But it was just a Fanta sea. (Fantasy)
I did not.
What time is it when you need to go to the toilet?
Two-ply!