Worst Jokes Ever
Did you ever receive an anonymous blowjob from another male under the handicapped stall inside the public men's restroom at a rest area and did you have an orgasm and was it the best orgasm that you ever had?
Why are the candy's clothes in the studio?
Because it's a wrapper.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
They told me I'd never be good at poetry.
But to date I have made 3 jugs and a vase, and they look lovely!
What did the airplane say to the tower? Allahu Akbar!
What do superheroes put in their drinks?
Just ice.
Doc: Can I help you?
Girl: Doctor, I have pain in my heart.
Doc: When did it begin?
Girl: Right now (seeing him like a doll).
Doc: Hh...do you like me? I know I am handsome...
Girl: No, don’t get me wrong. You just look like someone I know.
Doc: Who is that? Is your boyfriend?
Girl: No, it’s my pet (rabbit), his name is Rokie.
What do you call a horse rider with Down syndrome?
Down Quijote.
What did the snowman ⛄️ eat after dinner?
Ice cream 🍨.
How did the farmer find his lost cow? He tractor down.
Why does the owl 🦉 have a lot of friends?
Because he’s a hoot.
Do you think Mars prefers Sour Orbiters sweet?
Orbiter: "Or bitter?"
Wanna hear a pun?
Welp, I'll punch you with one!
Want to hear a pun?
Well, I'll punch you with one!
There aren’t enough gymnastics jokes.
It’s flipping annoying! (Original)
What is a sheep's favorite soccer player? Paul Pogbaaa.
Why don't you act like an amoeba and split?
Why can't blind people have a seafood diet?
They have to see food to eat.
I waved to you before, but you never sea me because you're so washed up.
Why is the sea salty? Because it is always blue.