Worst Jokes Ever
Mom: You can't die in the living room, David, so you can stop stabbing and shooting yourself.
David: I will surpass Kakarot!
Jordan: *dead on the living room floor*
A women's knitters group is having a meeting, and they are all pregnant. They all talk about their pregnancies.
One woman says, "I'm taking vitamin C so my baby has a healthy immune system."
Another knitter says, "I'm taking folic acid to help my baby's brain."
Finally, one woman says, "I'm taking Thalidomide!"
All the women turn to her and say, "Thalidomide! Don't you know your baby could be born without arms?"
The woman shrugs her shoulders and says, "I don't know how to knit arms."
What's yellow and can't swim?
A school bus full of children.
"NORTH KOREA HAS ITS OWN NORTH KORONAVIRUS. IT STARTED THERE."
Why did the chicken go to KFC? ... To visit his family.
I like this Russian girl, but she hasn't asked me to hang off a cliff while drinking vodka.
The other day I was in the park and got bored, so I found an orphan and punched him in the face, laughed at him, and said, "Whatcha gonna do, tell your parents?"
There is this cute Russian girl in my class, yet she hasn't asked me out for vodka.
Your mama so fat that when she went to McDonald's, they said, "Sorry, you've had enough, ma'am."
I made a website that helps orphans. Sadly, it doesn't have a homepage.
What do you call an orphan's family photo?
A selfie.
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My sister said I'm stupid today, and she's the one who wrote this.
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses?
Because her students were so bright!
My sis a fat cow.
I was walking down the street when I saw this dude just vibing. He was telling every guy that walked by if his dick was bigger than theirs, they have to give him 50 bucks.
Long story short, I walked away with 100 bucks that day.
Yo mama so fat, COW!
Yo mama so fat, cow!
How does a gay man trick a heterosexual man into giving him a blowjob?
The gay man asks the heterosexual man if he wants to give him a "brojob."
What do you call a heterosexual man performing fellatio on another heterosexual man?
Bisexual.