Worst Jokes Ever
Yo mama so fat, COW!
Yo mama so fat, cow!
How does a gay man trick a heterosexual man into giving him a blowjob?
The gay man asks the heterosexual man if he wants to give him a "brojob."
What do you call a heterosexual man performing fellatio on another heterosexual man?
Bisexual.
What do you call a heterosexual man giving a brojob to another heterosexual man?
gay now, heterosexual later.
Girl playing outside: "Step on a line and you break your mommy's spine." She then steps on a line and her mother keels over screaming.
Girl playing outside: "Step on a crack and you break daddy's back." She steps on a crack the mailman next door then keels over screaming.
The husband starts celebrating, gets in the car, and starts to drive away.
The son comes outside and steps on a crack.
The dad then dies in a car crash.
Yo mama is Dora.
Dude, ABC, what comes next?
Kid: A big fat noob.
Hello Miss Chandia, here. I want to tell you guys a joke.
What do jokes serve for dessert?
I was going to tell a dead baby joke...
I decided to abort.
What do you call Helen Keller in a pitch black, sound proof room?
Redundant.
S, ss, slalom. A.
What’s the hamburgler’s retarded cousin? Aspergler.
Famous last words: I COULD EAT THIS IN ONE BITE!
Toot and poop.
What did the orphan get for Christmas? Nothing, because his parents ran away.
Double whammy. Orphan jokes are like a kid with cancer; it never gets old. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👌👌👌👌👌
What did the Queen Bee say to her bees?
"Beehive yourselves!"
Why did the bee get into trouble?
Because he wasn't beehiving very well!
Why can't orphans play baseball? They ain't got no home to run to.
"Yo mama so... Wait... Whose mother am I speaking of?"