Worst Jokes Ever
Why did the duck say hi to the other butt?
Because he wanted it to smell good.
Why can you trust a donut? It tells the hole truth!
If you kill an orphan, would that count as a squad wipe?
What did the mama cow say to the baby cow?
Mooooooo my secret is that it's pasture bedtime, but not pasture bedtime!
"Racccccccccccccccccccccoccoooocoooocoooooooooooocoooooo this is my song."
Icebergie is a randy.
Moose jokes, why did the moose fly with an airplane? Because it was a skoose.
Yo mama soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo 1 hour later ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
Why did the alligator see a crocodile?
Because it ate too many humans, and he was sick.
Aren't I beary good?
Aren't I badly good?
Knock knock. Who is there? Poo. Poo who? Hey, I need ta go poooooooooooop!
When midgets smoke weed, do they get high or do they get medium?
A man walked into the kitchen and asked his blonde wife what she was doing. She said, "I'm trying to do this jigsaw puzzle. It's supposed to be a tiger, but all of the pieces are brown." Her husband then said, "Honey, those are frosted flakes."
Spppppp.
Hi, how are you? Busy, busy today, and I have to...
What falls and never gets hurt? Rain ☔
I love riding my bike 🚲.
Hi, how are you? Busy, busy today and tomorrow. I have to go home from home and walk home. Walk and a bike. Walk, walk, and a bike to school tomorrow night. I have to have lunch with my mom and dad, and I have dinner with you tonight.
I love silly jokes.