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A: It’s very delicious! Great! Fantastic!

B: Thank you.

A: People don’t speak when they eat delicious foods!

Why do female parachutists have to wear tampons before they jump?

So they don't whistle on the way down!

Teacher: Great! You’re studying in break time!

Student: Thank you. I heard that it is good to study before sleep.

what do u call a nut in jail: a busted nut

If you get a divorce with your husband, does that still mean you’re siblings?

What did John Cena say to Ray Charles? Hey, man.

What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?

Aye, matey!

Alright, I'm gonna make like a tree and leaf.

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Hi 👋 I love 💕

I love birthdays 🍰

🎨🧑🏻‍🦰 day was that good fun day at home 🏠 I had to the earth and I love it when you get a home and walk walk home from school and walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home 🏠 was your birthday 🎁 I did

Why did only blonds show up at Saturday's party during the Corona crisis?

Because their computers flashed, "Virus blocked!"

Roses are not always red, Violets are violet, not blue. Irises are never red, Petunias can be kinda blue.

What does this tell us 'cept you can't trust a poet to tell the truth.

If a midget walks up to you and tells you your hair smells nice, is that sexual harassment?

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A man walks into a library.

Man: "Hello ma'am, do you know where I can find a book on suicide?"

Librarian: "Do you know about our return policy?"

Suicidal Man: ...

Librarian: ...

The Woman checking out a book: "WHAT THE FUCK?"

So I meet with a therapist on a weekly basis. We talk about my depression and how it's been getting worse. Recently, I've been advised about my condition, and how I've been discussing with her about being suicidal. She's been very helpful throughout it. I was even told I can pay in advance from now on, so I don't have to worry about it later.