Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

If an athlete gets athlete's foot... What does an astronaut get? Mistletoe!

You know why the teacher punished Dairy Milk?

Answer: Because he was choco_'late' to school.

Whatā€™s an abbreviation for school in America?

Shooting range.

Jokes just as dead as the victims.

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Knock knock whoā€™s there itā€™s me I canā€™t get in because Stephen hawking is blocking the door

Somebody asked Rosa Parks what color the Skittles were, but she answered everything was black and white.

What did the grape say when the Meerkat stepped on it?

It said nothing, just let out a little wine.

Why did the girl šŸ‘§ bring lipstick šŸ’„ to beauty school?

Because she had a make-up exam.