Aboriginals around for 50,000 years invented the spear.
What is long and hard and full of seemen.
A submarine
What is the bus š
Peanut butter š§
Yo mama so nice she
If an athlete gets athlete's foot... What does an astronaut get? Mistletoe!
You know why the teacher punished Dairy Milk?
Answer: Because he was choco_'late' to school.
What is a kidnapperās favorite shoe?
White Vans.
Why canāt an orphan play baseball? Because they canāt find home.
Well im off to the orphanage to tell yo mama jokes
Whatās an abbreviation for school in America?
Shooting range.
Jokes just as dead as the victims.
Knock knock whoās there itās me I canāt get in because Stephen hawking is blocking the door
Somebody asked Rosa Parks what color the Skittles were, but she answered everything was black and white.
What did the grape say when the Meerkat stepped on it?
It said nothing, just let out a little wine.
Why cant orphans play baseball
Because they cant find home
Why did the girl š§ bring lipstick š to beauty school?
Because she had a make-up exam.
What is a difference between a tree and walk walk home from a tree house š
What is a difference between a tree yyyyyy
I did have a good
What is a joke