Worst Jokes Ever
Uranus caught a 3-meter flatty while surfing. Check the tail still kicking. Deadly, my bruz!
You don't need brains to be a Boss.
When the body was first created, all the parts wanted to be Boss. The brain said, "I should be Boss because I control all of the body's responses and functions."
The feet said, "We should be Boss since we carry the brain about and get him to where he wants to go."
The hands said, "We should be the Boss because we do all the work and earn all the money."
Finally, the asshole spoke up. All the parts laughed at the idea of the asshole being the Boss. So, the asshole went on strike, blocked itself up and refused to work.
Within a short time, the eyes became crossed, the hands clenched, the feet twitched, the heart and lungs began to panic, and the brain fevered. Eventually, they all decided that the asshole should be the Boss, so the motion was passed. All the other parts did all the work while the Boss just sat and passed out the shit!
Moral Of The Story: You don't need a brain to be a Boss----any asshole will do.
You want to hear a joke?
Your mom.
The other day while I was going down on my grandma, I thought I tasted a little horse semen and I got to wondering if maybe that’s what killed her!
Your forehead is so big, your face is on your chin.
What does an orphan call home?
Nothing. 🤣
Once a naked woman robs a bank, but sadly, no one can remember her face...
trolololololloollllol
What is an orphan's least favorite TV show?
"Full House."
Remember kids, ejaculate, then evacuate.
I posted on my Facebook account that you have a picture on Facebook.
An alligator is in a class, turns out he likes teaching!
What do you call an alligator that likes donuts? A donutator!
When a person went to a restaurant, they died once they were in. Three people were a suspect. Two were suspected because she served the food. Turns out, it was the food!
Five people went to a store and asked for a menu. The waitress said, "I will be right back."
It's only rape.
If she finds out.
The more they smile, the less they see.
Ah, you wanna read a cheeseburger joke for your friends to hear.
Nah, bro, you're just going to get cheese on your burger.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? One, you just need to throw it hard enough.
If your wife dies of childbirth, can you press charges on the baby?