Worst Jokes Ever

Dad, am I adopted?

NO! Why would I ever choose you?

Why don't orphans play baseball?

They don't know where home is.

Did you hear that Uranus is cracked?

What’s green and orange and sits at the bottom of the swimming pool?

A baby with burst armbands.

Fat people should expect big things when they take their shirt off.

What did 1 pay with at the store? A 1/4 ;)

Homeless person says to a rich person, "I'm homeless."

Rich person: "Then buy a house!"

All of them suck.

Did you know nine of ten dentists recommend oral sex?

What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball? She gagged!

Orphans are really out here taking selfies.

Nah bro, that's a family photo.

Do you know how a dragon is? You don't know who? It's dragging these 2-liter balls across your pathetic face and slamming it into a f*cking dumpster you regret.

Herrit?

Kian. Legit, Kian is a joke.

I asked my mom if I was adopted. She said no, "Why the fuck would I adopt you?" and I said "I'm gonna kill myself," and she also said, "Make sure you do it right this time."

Isn't it sad that orphans are only allowed self raising flour? Orphan-👁👄👁

Q) What do you call Iron Man when he can't swim?

A) Robert Drowney Jr.

You know what pun is used for "waist?"

Nothing. You'll find nothing.

It's just a waste of time.

I will never forget my grandfather's last words: “The fuck you doing with that knife?”

Think of your favorite singer. Now, go ask someone what is your favorite singer. My favorite singer is Halsey, BTS. Now think about your least fave, mine is Oil London 😵. This is my home now.

1. What rhymes with "oil"? Put it in da chat. Bye weird people!