Roses are red, violets are blue.
YOU HAVE AN ARRANGED MARRIAGE WAITING FOR YOU...
My friend is blind.
So he always says he cannot Nazi.
What's the difference between a high street betting firm and a prostitute?
You can get on with a prostitute!
Why didn't Stephen Hawking ever eat chicken wings? Because he didn't exist.
Why isn't Stephen Hawking going to heaven?
Because he's British.
I wonder if Stephen Hawking has ever watched Avengers: Endgame... Oh wait, he can't.
What do you call someone who is extra virgin?
Mrs. Frame.
Sneed feed seed.
Formerly Chuck's!
Me: Your ugly...
Person: I'm not your mirror...
Me: I never told you to be my mirror :p
Why cant orphans play baseball? Answer: Because they don't have a home
Whats the difference between cancer and my dad. Cancer is still here😂😂😅😅😐😐😪😪😥😥😭😭
I would have loved to ride the Titanic at least once ;)
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Bubba couldn't make rent, so he offered to sleep with the landlady instead.
I think he forgot he lived in his mom's basement.
A blind man walked into a bar, a table, and a chair.
Hi I'm a name
Trump is so orange that he makes the Oompa Loompas look white.
Why can orphans only use Samsung?
Because they don't have a home button.
I tried making vegetable soup yesterday, but I couldn’t fit the wheelchair in the pot.
what do you call a terrorist attack in india?
a wednesday.
You are the reason double doors were invented.
