Worst Jokes Ever

I hate you—if you look at the first letters of the words, you'll know what I mean.

Interfischl

Happy

Apple

Tea

Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Why was the ant so confused? Because all his uncles were ants.

What do you call an ant with so much power?

A ter-mite.

Mom: Hey hun, need some money for lunch at school?

Son: No, I got 1k already.

Mom: Wait, what, how?

Son: Mom's wallet is magic.

What do you call an injured person who doesn't want to play a game with you? A sore loser.

Where are virgins usually born?

Virginia.

Yo mama so fat, she broke the stairway to heaven.

Bf: Babe, do you love me?

Gf: Of course, why do you ask?

Bf: I heard that your mom passed away, and I went to pick some roses for you to try to cheer you up, and then I remembered why I went to the garden.

Sister: Hey sis, how are you today?

Me: Oh, good, you?

Sister: Good, 'cause I heard you finally got a good living life.

Yo mama is so stupid, when she saw on her computer it said "You have 3 cookies," she broke it.

If you take your dog for a walk and you BOTH use the fire hydrant down at the corner...you might be a Redneck!

Yo momma is so fat, when she caught the flesh-eating bacteria, it gave up!

How is smoking similar to oral sex?

The closer to the butt you get the stronger the flavor! 🤢

The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was a plane.

Why was the director injured?

He couldn't find the right cast!

Atoms never touch, so it means, we haven't touched each other or anything. So, sir, I did not drop-kick that child.

Why do orphans like milk so much?

Because they got no milk as a baby.

Q: Why couldn't the bicycle stand up?

A: Because it was too tired!! 😴😴😴

How do you get a Koala to fall asleep?

Sing a koala-by.

You're so short, I bet your parents left you at home most times when they went to the pool because they're scared you'll drown in the kiddie pool.