Worst Jokes Ever
So Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.
I’m just kidding.
You (DYM 23).
Labor party.
The Americans.
Julie: What's the difference between a chimp and a pizza?
John: I don't know.
Julie: Remind me not to send you to the store...
Snake one: Are we venomous?
Snake two: Yep!... Why do you ask?
Snake one: Cuz I just bit my tongue!!! (Drama scene)
Why did the robber take a shower before his robbery?
So he could make a clean getaway!
What do cats have for breakfast?
Mice crispies.
What do you call the mushy stuff between sharks' teeth?
A slow swimmer...
What did the mouse say after its bath?
"I feel squeaky clean!"
Where do smart hotdogs end up?
On the honor roll!
What is a monster's favorite place to swim?
Lake Erie!
What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?
Put them in a barking lot!
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Q: Who are the fastest readers? A: Twin Tower victims, they got 80 stories in ten seconds.
Why do orphans prefer trucks? Because, unlike their parents, it is different.
What can't a sniper say to his wife?
"I missed you."
What do you do when you finish a magazine at school? Put another one in and continue!
What are the best shooting ranges in America?
Schools.
Why do mostly younger orphans get adopted?
Because who wants a traffic an adult?