Worst Jokes Ever

Only a city council committee would create this mistake.

Put a fucking playground next to a shitty sewer!

This isn't a joke, but in some countries, children eat their shit for better digestion when constipated.

So, I was going out the door and I see my dwarf neighbor at the bus stop. I ask if he needs a lift. He replies with "fu.. off." So, I zip up my backpack and keep going to work.

Unknown be like: "Wah wah, I'm too scared to talk to girls in real life, so I bully random tweens I find online to make me feel better... what a shame."

How did the cheetah greet other animals?

Cheetah: "Nice to eat you."

Why can't you fool an aborted baby? Because it was not born yesterday.

Guy: Are you a vending machine? Because you're a snack.

Girl: Your card got declined.

Guy: That's ok, you got to bang them a few times to get you money's worth.

What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple?

An apple gets picked.

What did the terrorist say to the 72 virgins?

"Just so you know, 5 inches is REALLY big!"

A guy walks into a bar with a 44 magnum and says, "Who the fuck's been fucking my wife?" The room goes silent. The guy in the back finishes his beer and says, "You ain't got enough bullets."

How do you win an argument against a emo? kick the chair.

What is black and white and red all over?

An interracial abortion.

I can’t believe it’s been over a year since Kobe decided he’s too good to wait in traffic.

I love rap!

What do you call a person with a hole in their head? Dead.

Roses are red, violets are black. Why is your chest as flat as your back?

I’m not racist. I just have black guns.

Who thinks Kenya's dancing is bad and wrong and no?

Who thinks Kenya's dancing is bad and wrong? NO!!!!!!

If there's a guy without legs, he begins to hear boss music when a stack of shelves appear.