Worst Jokes Ever
What did the blind man say as he passed the fish stand?
"Hello Ladies!"
I’m probably the episode 9 since I make people cry.
You can't be short and depressed because you are compressed.
Orphans only have 363 days because they don't have Mother's or Father's Day.
What starts with M and ends with arriage?
Miscarriage. Now we all know that joke never gets old, and you know what?
Neither does the child.
The Bible said, "Adam and Eve..." So I did both.
Why did the democrats come out of the closet as assholes after they found out that Rush Limbaugh died? Because they don't fear him anymore.
Why did the Democrats act like an asshole when Rush Limbaugh was alive?
Because they fear him.
My girlfriend asked me to write her a poem for Valentines Day:
Roses are red, Watches are gold. Get on your knees, And do as you're told.
Why do feminists believe that they can act like a bitch towards men if they want to? Because they were born without a penis.
What can a dwarf do standing up that a tall person can't do standing up?
Suck dick.
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What can a dwarf do standing up that a tall person can't do standing up?
Suck a big dick.
What can a dwarf do standing up that a tall person can't do standing up?
Give a blowjob.
What can a dwarf do standing up that a tall person can't do standing up?
Perform fellatio.
What can you give a white person that you can't give to a black person?
A black eye.
"Discuss the synopsis of this poem: My Friend Billy Has A Ten-Foot Willy."
Draw an accurate diagram representing the elephant genitalia. Use all 30 sheets of paper provided.
Are multiple choice questions too easy?
A) Yes.
And there's the referee taking down Ronaldo's number.
Not really the time or the place, but it's good to see that we've kept homophobia out of football.