Worst Jokes Ever

"Why is my name Rose?"

"A rose fell on your head when you were born."

"Why is my name Daisy?"

"A daisy fell on your head when you were born."

"Bedrock is better than Java!"

"Oh, hi Brick!"

When the school shooter is about to leave your classroom and the autistic kid's Sketchers light up.

Riddle: I can fill a room, others can have me, but I can't be shared. What am I?

Answer: Loneliness.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana. Jack got high and touched Jill's thigh and said, "I know you wanna." Jill said yes, took off her dress, and then they had some fun. But silly Jill forgot her pills, and now they have a son.

Someone at my school the other day said that whoever killed Hitler was a hero. Who's going to tell him?

My brother wanted to go fishing. I told him he had to learn how to "master bait". Go look it up on YouTube. Guess who is grounded?

Your (DYM 13).

I give you 31 because we will do the 69 later, thanks.

What is Hitler's favorite food? A hindenburger.

Who do you ask to wipe you? Your butler!

What do whales use to rub out a mistake in their homework? Their blubber.

What do you call a fly with no wings?

A walk.

What does a cannibal and a spider have in common?

Both have eight legs.

This whole string is really messed up. Y'all should be ashamed of yourselves. I just heard the audio recording of the crash and it said, "HE'S ON FIRE! BOOM SHAKALAKA!"

What's the worst thing to star in?

An amber alert.

Gwen?!?!??!/1??!?!??!

Yo mama so fat that she needs her belly button to beat her home by 15 min.

Yo mama so fat that she needs two watches for two different time zones.

Why are people so good at basketball? They can run, steal, and shoot!

It's not that I don't get the laugh, but most of you need to read through what's already been posted, 'cause everybody's saying the same sh*t.