Worst Jokes Ever
When the school shooter walks by the emo kid and doesn’t feel his gun anymore.
Your (DYM 29).
Why do all orphans have iPhone 10-12?
They don't have a home button.
What do sea turtles and lesbians have in common?
They both choke on plastic.
I respect anyone who devotes their life to charity work.
But I think Paul Walker went a step too far.
Dark humor is like a kid with cancer.
It never gets old.
What's yellow and can’t swim?
Your dead fish.
Why is Saturn richer than other planets?
It has a ring!
What does Mars like to eat?
A Mars bar!
(Me) Hey bro, tell me a joke!
(My friend) Your mom. *Starts Laughing*
(Me) *Fakes laughs* *then points a gun at him*
At this moment, he knew he fucked up.
It would be fun, they said...
It was unsinkable, they said...
What did buttholes say after taking a dump?
Buttholes say what a good diarrhea dump.
During Covid, lockdown went on for so long that even the agoraphobics got cabin fever.
When the school shooter gives the autistic kid a glock and he shoots himself, thinking it’s a cigarette.
"Tj and Prince, I really think we should stop doing this date night, date fight thing on this website because it's driving everyone crazy, and this is a joke website, not a dating website, so I say let's just take this to Facebook."
Where did the orphan go after the orphanage blew up everywhere?
TJ GWEN just shut the hell up.
NOT A DATING WEBSITE
What's the best haircut?
Chemotherapy.
Jake?
What did the snake say to the mouse? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH