Worst Jokes Ever

Why did Daveon get fired from his job at the orange juice factory? Because he couldn't concentrate.

How many Daveons does it take to change a lightbulb? None, he prefers to stay in the dark.

Why did Daveon go to the doctor?

Because he was feeling "Daveon" in the dumps.

Eons it takes to Daveon the haters.

Who is the least young Dave?

Dave-on.

Who is the oldest Dave?

Daveon.

What's one thing that you can say about a train, but not your girlfriend?

Beer Bottle: “You break me, you get one year of bad luck!”

Mirror: “You kiddin' me? You break me, then y'all get seven years of bad luck!”

Condom: “Hahaha...”

Maria went home happy, telling her mother about how she earned $20 by climbing a tree. Her mom responded, "Maria, they just wanted to see your panties!" Maria replied, "See Mom, I was smart, I took them off!"

What do you call your retard friend?

A homie with an extra cromie.

What do you call a smart blonde Labrador?

Yo mama is so ugly, when she went for plastic surgery, they accidentally gave her face a Brazilian Butt Lift!

Yo mama is so dumb, she sits on the TV and watches sofa.

Yo mama is so ugly, when she got raped, the rapist was the one getting PTSD!

"Rapeboat momma" on OnlyFans. Rapeboat is her number one sub.

Only Dick Rapeboat got is his rhyming dictionary.

"Rapeboat" so fat it made yo momma look thin.

What's a rapper's favorite kind of pet?

A boomboxer.

Why did the rapper bring a map to the studio?

Because they were lost in the BEATS.

What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?

Lil' Saucy