Worst Jokes Ever

What is a kidnapper's favorite shoe?

White vans.

Imagine everyone being hoes.

What happened to the chicken after he died? He did not say anything, so I don't know.

What's an orphan's favorite movie? "Going Home."

I saw an orphan fall in the street crying, so I ran up to him and said, "Are you okay? Where are your parents?"

"Gwen, this was a fake look in the comments!"

Why does an orphan always try to escape the orphanage?

Because he wants to get money to buy a family since they won't buy him.

Hey selfish king, I see you need a girlfriend ;)

Vote Biden or Trump, I like neither, but I want to know what the world would say. (Don't judge other people.)

"I'm sorry" and "I apologize" mean the same thing, except at funerals.

Doin (DYM 46)

I fucked your mum last night, that she was salty.

Need for seed.

NASA stands for Need Another Seven Astronauts.

When they say beat that pussy, I don’t play so punch it.

Why'd Susie go down the slide too fast?

Because her wheelchair was good.

What's the difference between my mum and my dad?

My mum stayed.

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What’s the difference between a police man and a bullet?

At least when a bullet kills someone, it’s actually fired.

What can a duck eat for a snack? Saltine quackers!