Worst Jokes Ever

I am still trying to figure out why paying the COVID doctors a compliment is so offensive. They even kicked me out, and all I said was to stay positive...

Yo mama is so fat, when she sat on Walmart, she lowered the prices.

When the school shooter drops his gun, and the autistic kid picks it up thinking it’s his long lost nerf gun.

I keep looking for my girlfriend's killer, but no one wants to do it.

Doin (DYM 35).

Q: What can turn a fruit into a vegetable?

A: AIDS.

You smell like a monkey, and you might have to take a shower, pu.

So um uh I like people who like people who like people.

Roses are red, I have free candy, get in my van, I have a gun handy.

I called the Chinese takeaway yesterday. A man picked up the phone and said: "Hello! I am Wan Kin, the chef." I said that I'll come back later.

Did you know Helen had a playhouse in her backyard? Neither did she!

Roses are red.

I have free candy. Get in my van. I have free candy!

What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?

An apple gets picked.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? 327.

Why did the orphan chase the family? Because he was jealous that he did not have a family.

What does BLM stand for?

Biden loves millennials.

Pastor: I don’t normally swear, but tonight I am going to, just for the halibut!

Why don’t orphans have sex?

Because they have no one to call “daddy.”

Bored.

Little Johnny's name is Little Johnny.