Worst Jokes Ever
Twitch & YouTube revenue. Haha funny joke, eheh!
What's an emo kid's favorite movie?
Suicide Squad.
This website is cruel and is NOT funny.
Ads? More like bads.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Your Boyfriend.
Your Boyfriend who?
Your Boyfriend who doesn’t love you! Bye!
In the new Justice League movie, Flash can break glass by touching it, why is that?
Because Flash is not supported on Windows.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Most likely because they can't find home.
To anyone who wants to be my friend:
Hello.
Does anyone wanna be my friend? Please if ya' do reply to my: "Hello." In the chat. Tysm. Have a greaat day!
Alex <3
When Ariana Grande broke up with Pete, she said, "I have one less problem without you."
Ariana Grande had 7 husbands, so she had 7 rings.
What do you call a dino stripper?
A dinohore.
I have big balls, said the kid holding two soccer balls.
Hi Alex, you will probably not see this till the morning, but I just wanted to say I have had fun since you were here. Also, thank you so much for protecting me and being there for me. And yeah, have a good day!
Timo Werner is the best striker in the world.
What is it called when an orphan is having a family reunion?
Me time.
What's an astronaut's favorite candy? A Milky Way!
Why do people in wheelchairs get bullied?
'Cause they can’t stand up for themselves.
An orphanage is like a horse rescue: you rescue them, you rehabilitate them, and then you sell them to the highest bidder.
An orphanage is like a horse rescue. You rescue them, rehabilitate them, then sell them for as much as possible.
Bully: "I would roast you but my mom told me not to burn trash."
Me: "So that's why you haven't burnt yourself yet." 🤔