Worst Jokes Ever
I'm not saying you're stupid.
But you're the reason plastic bags come with the warning, "Do not place over head!"
My wife accused me of being immature, so I kicked her out of my "boys fort."
Last week I found out my toaster is waterproof.
"AOT is mid."
When the imposter is sus! Ahahaha ding ding ding ding ding ding ding! Dididing! Dun dun! Ding ding ding ding ding ding ding! Ding ding ding didididing!
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
Philipe Philope.
Let's talk.
What's the difference between a dick and a rock?
One's hard.
Wanna hear a joke? My life! Hahahah! Just kidding, jokes actually mean something...
Stephen Hawking died due to the BIOS update. He shut down because the power cable got chewed.
Why did the hooker quit her job?
She had a nut allergy.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a sugar donut?
People want donuts.
Gwen, are you dead????? If not, I am Alya. Thanks for always standing up for me!!!!!!!!!!!
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell him, "Clap your hands until your mom comes."
I was checking my shoe in my dad's wallet, and he slapped me. What exactly did I do to warrant the slap?
Daddy, good morning, please, I want too, but Davido's second-hand towel is 2.5 million.
How can you tell if a white homophobic heterosexual man with bisexual tendencies is a Christian nationalist?
He gives anonymous blowjobs to men regardless of their sexual orientation.
What's the biggest problem with gravity?
It keeps putting people down.
How do the men with bisexual tendencies that are members in the Kingdom Hall of Jehovah's Witnesses have sex with other men without being disfellowshiped in the Jehovah's Witnesses Church?
Anonymous sex at a glory hole inside the men's restroom at a gay bar.
To Gwen and Freshfry: Hi Gwen and Freshfry, you have been so amazing to me and now to my sister. You are the people who I look up to. People are mean to us because I am adopted. Thank you for all of your support!