Worst Jokes Ever
What is Stephen Hawking's best side?
The left.
What's the difference between an emo kid and a pack of Oreos? The bar code on the emo kid gets longer every day.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
You find some dust on the ground. Your friends dare you to snort it... Then you realize you're in a crematorium.
what do you call a group of emos?... The Suicide Squad.
Step on your small sister's foot, she will always open her mouth like a dustbin.
My son asked me what dark humor was, so I told him, "see that kid in the wheelchair, ask him to stand." He said, "But Dad I'm blind." Exactly.
Alya is so retarded.
What do you call a priest in a room full of naked boys?
A colonoscopy.
I am the grand wizard, mak.
Alyas' dad died, that's comedy. Something not funny is like BLM.
Joe's pizzeria and abortion clinic.
Yesterday's loss is today's sauce.
Why is that kid walking like that? Oh, he's an alter boy.
Why are you an orphan? Loser...
"Sonic Says", "If you're ever bored and have nothing to do, then just punch an orphan in the face. Who are they gonna tell? Their parents?"
Q: Why didn't the Oak tree win the election?
A: He didn't get the votes he was oaking for, because he was not the popular vote.
Americans live in the U.S.A. The quiet kids live in the U.Z.I.
Welcome to Antonio’s pizza and abortion, where yesterday’s loss is today’s sauce!
Why did the knight cross the road?
He can't because his armor was too heavy.
Why can't an orphan roleplay? Because they don't have parents.