Worst Jokes Ever

When younger girls say, "I want my period, or it will not be bad."

*eating chocolate in bed crying* My face at them when they say that. 🤣🙄😵

Them: "I got my period." *them hurting*. Me: "Told ya."

What did South Korea say to North Korea? Go read a book!

What would Earth say if it had a boyfriend?

You need to com-it.

Peter: *curses*

Sam: Wow, do you kiss your mom with that mouth?

Peter: Jokes on you, I don't have a mom.

Tony: *having a heart attack* AFSJDHFKJJD Peter, we talked about this!!!

"What did the orphan say to the other orphan? \"You have a dad? Say he can have me, I will (let) you, so he can adopt me.\""

Do you know how a snail has a "nail," why can't it be a nut?

Would I be considered a "homo" because I have sex at home?

Why you always in a mood?

How do you get a depressed man out of the tree? You cut the rope.

I was crying at school and telling my friends that my grandpa died. Then I told them I still remember his last words. They wanted to hear them. They are: "you still holding the ladder?"

John F. Kennedy: "Are you a bullet? Because I can't get you out of my head."

My step-dad works at a lumberjack company and he took me to work. I went climbing trees later that day and now I'm in the hospital.

What is the difference between a sloth and a depressed kid? A sloth doesn't need a rope to hang.

Why can't orphans play baseball?

They don't know where home is.

Did you hear about the new Pixar movie? It's about cancer patients. It's called "Finding Kemo."

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Jamal: Dads CAN grow on trees, Joseph.

Joseph: No, they don't.

Jamal: Yes, they do. I've seen it.

Joseph: ... that's not what you thought it was.

What is one thing humans do before they eat?

They beat their meat to make nuggets.

How was your day, Freshfry?

What did the chicken say after he died? Nothing.