Yo mama so fat, she uses a mattress as a diaper.
Bullets.
What's the difference between a cat and a human? About 500 bullets.
Say no to drugs, kids. Suddenly, the poster disappeared. I hallucinated. Must have been the cocaine.
What do leaves and suicidal people have in common? Nothing, one falls from the tree and one doesn't.
Why was the chicken in trouble?
For using fowl language!
What games would deaf people not be good at?
Simon says and Musical chairs.
Roses are red, My heart, my heart is dead. I have a gun straight to my head.
P.l.a.n.e.
Precious lord, are nonbelievers evil?
P.l.a.n.e.
Penis loving Asian now entering.
Mirrors can’t talk; it’s sad that they can’t laugh at you!
Doin' (DYM 63)?
Good Morning Everyone, have a good and positive day!
What do you call an orphan when he's taking a photo?
Family photo.
Jesus shows up and says you’ve got to go to church.
You follow him in, and under their breath, it sounds like somebody says, "You steal." You say in your mind, knowing you have before, "I’m sorry." Then somebody coughs, and under their breath, it sounds like they say again, "You steal," so you whisper quietly, "I’m sorry."
...then somebody in German says, "Schieß den Hurensohn!"
I'm really bored and I don't know what's up with Prince. He isn't talking to me.
And Freshfry, why are you so mean now?
Welcome to the Friend Zone! It’s lonely here.
I was wearing a mask and told the teacher I ate her vagina. She said what? I pulled my mask down and said, "No, I said I like your hyenas." Then a kid sees me do it, but he only heard the first part, so he goes up to the teach and says, "I'ma fuck you tonight." She said, "Pull your mask down," and he pulls his mask down and says, "I'ma fuck you tonight."
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
One if you throw it hard enough.
Doctor: I'm sorry, but your surgery will cost a lot of money.
Buuuuut what's this behind your ear?
Oh, it's still cancer.
