drew here freshfry you are almost deadfry! I forgive you, just don't do it again. You know what I am talking about!
Why did a minister who is a Christian nationalist and a bisexual man give anonymous blowjobs to physically handicapped gay men under the handicapped stalls inside the men's restrooms at a rest area?
He wanted to eat footlong hotdogs for lunch at the rest area, but he wanted a sample first (taster).
I got an Xbox achievement the other day. It said "Trash Master," and everyone looked at me at the funeral.
I love me a nice tight pussy. That's why I'm in big trouble with RSPCA.
Orphan: I wish to be like Batman.
Genie: Your wish is granted.
Orphan goes home. His parents are dead.
What is the best thing about being an orphan?
All bags of chips are family-sized!
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Wanna hear a joke?
Jesus being real.
What is the country that is always in a rush? Russia.
You went the wrong way. Always choose the right path.
You take a plane from Australia. Your mom is American, your dad is British, and your brother (and you) is Canadian (well, because they traveled along many places). You are eating dinner, but you realized you were going to Europe.
You went sleepy, and you forgot your pet named "Strallia." But she could not go anyways, so you had to leave her. When you went to Europe, you were in the "COUNTRY-SIDE."
Quin loves Robin. All he says is "Robin." This isn't a joke; Quin's gay.
I went down to my fridge to grab my dinner. I said to the children, "Who's next?"
Roses are red, But grass is greener, When I think of you, I play with my wiener.
I couldn't think of anything because you're in the "countryside."
POV: You're at school and you just enjoy your day.
Now once you found a bully and he said, "I will burn you in fire," then you just punched him out of the school and got detention. You escaped and walked home, but the bully came and ROASTED you. He threw you in the garbage, but you took off his clothes and even his underwear. You escape the bin and took a shower and had a good day after.
To RANDYYYY,
Hi Randy, this is ALYA. I don't want to fight with you. If you're an orphan and you do know about your past, you probably get sad, right? Well, these jokes just bring up the bad times for me.
-ALYA with love
What is the continent that ALWAYS sleeps and sleeps and sleeps and that is so tired that it won’t wake up? Eur-ope.
How did the United States become a country? It broke all of its states.
