Worst Jokes Ever
Alya and freshfry wondering where the hell Alex is!
What do you call a burned Mexican? A fried torteya.
What is black when it’s clean and white when it’s dirty?
Answer: A chalkboard.
What can you hold in your left hand but not in your right?
Answer: Your right elbow.
David’s parents have three sons: Snap, Crackle, and what’s the name of the third son?
Answer: David.
A man dies of old age on his 25th birthday. How is this possible?
Answer: He was born on February 29.
There's a plane crash. Every single person died.
Who lived? The married people!
You see a boat filled with people, yet there isn’t a single person on board. How is that possible?
All of them are married!
What can you break, even if you never pick it up or touch it?
Answer: A promise.
There’s a one-story house in which everything is yellow. Yellow walls, yellow doors, yellow furniture. What color are the stairs?
Answer: There aren’t any—it’s a one-story house.
What is always in front of you but can’t be seen?
Answer: The future.
What month of the year has 28 days?
Answer: All of them.
What has to be broken before you can use it?
Answer: An egg.
What question can you never answer yes to?
Answer: Are you asleep yet?
Why are skeletons not funny? Because they have no humor. 🤣
Why you gay, bruh? I know why I'm gay. I got the wolf pack protectors spirit in me, YA BOIIIII!
Teacher to Student: You are supposed to be here at 9 am!
Student: Oh, did I miss anything?
What did the steak say to the other steak?
Hi good morning, Alex, are you on? This is So Chat...
"You look like you've lost some weight."
"Really? Well, whatever weight I lost, you found it, pal!"