Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

What is black when it’s clean and white when it’s dirty?

Answer: A chalkboard.

What can you hold in your left hand but not in your right?

Answer: Your right elbow.

David’s parents have three sons: Snap, Crackle, and what’s the name of the third son?

Answer: David.

A man dies of old age on his 25th birthday. How is this possible?

Answer: He was born on February 29.

There's a plane crash. Every single person died.

Who lived? The married people!

You see a boat filled with people, yet there isn’t a single person on board. How is that possible?

All of them are married!

What can you break, even if you never pick it up or touch it?

Answer: A promise.

There’s a one-story house in which everything is yellow. Yellow walls, yellow doors, yellow furniture. What color are the stairs?

Answer: There aren’t any—it’s a one-story house.

What is always in front of you but can’t be seen?

Answer: The future.

What question can you never answer yes to?

Answer: Are you asleep yet?

Teacher to Student: You are supposed to be here at 9 am!

Student: Oh, did I miss anything?

"You look like you've lost some weight."

"Really? Well, whatever weight I lost, you found it, pal!"