Worst Jokes Ever
Two blondes fell down a hole.
One said, "It's dark in here, isn't it?"
The other replied, "I don't know; I can't see."
Yo mama is so ugly, when she took a bath, the water jumped out.
I’d like to be a One Direction poster because I want to be nailed to the wall by a teenage girl ;)
Pee pee poo poo wall.
What did Shrek say to the princess? “I love walls!”
What kind of wall is the biggest? A whall.
Why did the wall fall over?
A drunk driver hit it going 90mph and died.
What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, because they are walls.
Why can’t the baby cross the road?
Walls.
Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl urinate? Because walls.
Walls.
How do rabbits travel?
By hareplane.
WAAAAAAAAAATERSHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARKY!
An apple a day keeps a doctor away... at least if you throw it hard enough.
What animal always breaks the law? A cheetah.
Some say Stephen Hawking was a genius, but I never heard him say anything intelligent.
Which planet would I consider dating?
I don’t know, but not Saturn because she’s already got a ring on her.
in (DYM 102).
A leaf and an emo fall from a tree, who hits the ground first?
The leaf, the rope stopped the emo.
What do girls and rocks have in common?
The flat ones get skipped.