Worst Jokes Ever
Yo momma's so stupid, she starved to death in a grocery store.
"Stephen Hawking was talking about a cash register at Costco when he said I can’t stand these people. 😳😳😳😳😳😳 What did he saaaaaaayyyyyyy?"
Hippity hoppity, you are no one's property.
The kid that died is cut in half, and you see the next trap. It looks like a giant pit that you have to jump over, and you clear it, but you feel something on your back, and you realize that there is a spike that comes up when you jump over. You see the other contestant jump over. You try to warn them to not step over because they would get stabbed, but they ignore you and then get hit by the spike. The next obstacle is a wall that slams on a wall. You wait until the wall closes, and you quickly run through. The next person runs through, and they get to live.
Sorry, this is small. This is also a part two.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because why not?
School's being safe.
Wanna hear a joke? Your dad leaving you, you sad clown!
Your future.
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Because it wasn’t peeling very well.
I like CHEESE!
Cheese.
You're so fat you can't see your penis when you piss.
But he could only get 1 trade.
Why can't orphans eat Doritos? Because it's family size.
Bro, your head is so big that it shines so bright, it turns into a lightbulb.
Okay, good night everyone who has common sense! "Akeld," you did not make it.
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Akeld: Do you think I should get an edges or a tapeline?
Me: Why not make both of them there? They're both messed up anyway.
Akeld: All I want to do is mess with Gwen!
Gwen: LEAVE ME ALONE!
Akeld: NOT EVER!