Worst Jokes Ever
I asked my friend Cammy what is 55+68 and he was to say it in words, he replied with "swebin".
Staring (DYM 119).
A Chinese wise man once said, "ching chong ling long ting tong," which means, "keep striving in life."
I miss Gwen.
There's nothing I like more than seeing a politician in a nice suit.
An orange jumpsuit that is :)
Hey do you know saga?
Saga these ball sacks!
How do you know when your girlfriend is too young?
You have to make airplane noises to get her to open her mouth.
Sorry.
My name is what orphans can never have.
Was (DYM 118)
I saw an orphan crying the other day, so I asked, "Where are your parents?"
God, I love working at an orphanage :)
What do girls and toilet roll have in common?
They both deal with a lot of crap.
Why are Egyptian gods orphans?
Because Egypt needs to sell Anubis (a new bus) every year to make a prophet.
Your forehead is so big that we may as well call it a fivehead.
Guys, my girlfriend calls me: "911, help! There’s a strange man in my room and I think he’s on drugs!"
She’s so nice.
Why do most orphans become prostitutes?...
'Cause they need to find someone to call DADDY.
What flour do you give an orphan?
Self-raising.
Not everyone is perfect. Just take Charles Manson, for example.
I have tried coke; it is not my cup of tea.
What’s an orphan's favorite food?
: Not home food.
How do you get 500 drunk TTC people out? "Ah, on fire, a warning shot." "Uhhh sir, it's a M92 mortar." "Ah, just fire the shot!" Please get out before you get triggered from the pool and you have no clothes showing your nono parts. Oh wait, please get out of the pool drunk people. Potato, potatoes, fire ze shot.