You are so fat you tried to eat the word "edible."
To a Mexican person: When I first met you, I thought you were going to say, "My name is Enrique, I have a job for you."
in (DYM 71)
Sometimes I wish I could use my school scissors on my heart but apparently there is something in your heart so I already have scissors in my heart
My wife of 60 years told me, "Let's go upstairs and make love."
I just sighed and said, "Choose one, I can't do both."
Sometimes I wish I could use my school scissors on my heart.
A Spanish magician is trying the disappearing trick. He counts "Uno, dos..." and leaves no trace.
I don't know, my friend did it.
Me: Mom, stop, you are not funny. You never make jokes.
Mom: I made you.
What's the difference between your mom and a troll?
Nothing, they both look the same.
Why cant orphans play baseball? Cause they cant find home
i love you tina!
What’s the difference between a dog and a marine biologist?
One wags its tail, and the other tags a whale!
What’s the difference between a hot potato and a flying pig?
One’s a heated yam, and the other’s a YEATED HAM!
What’s the difference between an orphan and a donut? People wants donuts
Riley....I...I think I wanna be more than friends.
Are you my friend?
Because I would make you more than that.
i will always remember my grandfather's last words before he died: is that a real chainsaw?
Why did Cleopatra bathe in milk? She couldn’t find a cow tall enough to have a shower.
xthegamer0 is 35. He grew up with GTA5 and is still playing it today.
Whats the diffrence betwwen an apple and a orphan? Apes get picked
