Worst Jokes Ever

Dimetrodon, dimetrodon.

Titanic hit a dimetrodon.

I'm horny and gay.

Your hairline [is] so bad, we needed to pull it from another universe.

Her (DYM 101).

Titanic didn't sink by an iceberg.

Titanic sank by 100000000000000000000000 Titanics.

(everyone on Titanic) Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh, the ship will sink!!!!

(person washing hands) I'm using the sink, wait your turn!!!!!

(all crew members laugh) Hahahhahahahahah.

(Titanic ll) yeah boyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy :) (iceberg) ok at least there isn't 99 more titanics (99 more titanics pop up) yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh boy:) (iceberg) :(

Yo mama so fat, she got arrested for carrying ten pounds of crack.

Yo mama so fat, the last time she 90210 was on a scale.

My dad still hasn’t come back with the milk. Now we are stuck eating dry cereal.

I got my son a trampoline for his birthday.

The ungrateful boy sat in his wheelchair the whole time.

I named my dog Stone so that I can say to people that I throw stones every day.

What is Stephen Hawking's favorite place in Fortnite? The reboot van.

I stole a wheelchair from a disabled kid. What is he going to do, stand up?

Why did the pen stop writing?

'Cause the pen wasn't very dependable.

Why couldn't the orphan play baseball?

He didn't know where home was.

Why are orphans so bad at baseball?

They don't know where home is.

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Not your parents.

Ha ha ha.

Joke.