Worst Jokes Ever
You look as fat as a pig.
Kid: You're so fat!
Other kid: At least fat can be changed, but your ugly face can't be.
Q: Why do we tell actors to “break a leg?”
A: Because every play has a cast.
What’s the difference between anal sex and vegetables? One is cruel to the person getting it in, the other is vegetables.
Gays: I like men.
Straights: I like women.
Russia: Hole is hole.
What is it called when an orphan takes a selfie?
A family photo.
What do you call a group of brothers who fuck one another?
Super Smash Bros.
All of the sudden, if you're Republican, you're racist, and Communism is a symbol of freedom? What happened to the proud men our founding fathers were, damn it!
What do lovely men and tampons have in common?
Both lick up the juices of the women they were made for.
If Kenny had a son, we all know he would also be his brother.
"Jack and Jill run up the hill to have sex but in a text a sibling sayed I’m on a hill sleeping with a mex. foursome peace love and biches."
1, 2, 3, 4, your sis is such a whore,
5, 6, 7, 8, she has cum on her face.
Johnny, Johnny?
Yes, Papa?
Do you love me?
No, Papa.
#### you!
Mom: Remember, you can tell me anything.
Abbie: I had sex with dad.
Mom: Go die in a hole!
It's Caesar salad.
U u u u u u I haveggdvk hey apple.
Dad: Boy, come sit in this hole while I brace the ground.
Boy: I don't want to see Grandpa, he scares me!
What do you call an accomplished opera singer with recurring gonorrhea?
Standing ovation!
What's a dead person's favorite sentence?
"I made it."
Lil Johnny came home one day and said, "What do fucking each other mean?"
Then he walked through the living room and his dad was fucking his mom, so oh.