Worst Jokes Ever
Genders are a lot like the Twin Towers.
There used to be two of them, now it's a sensitive subject.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't make a 9/11 joke?
What do you call it when orphans take a family photo? A selfie!
What do you call Canadian weed? Canadabis.
Sorry, I don't have a joke here... Just wondering how idiots end up here complaining about offensive jokes when you ended up here. You had to click that section on purpose, right? If you can't take it, piss the fuck off... If I'd be gay and I'd look up gay jokes and get offended... how stupid is that?
You people who look at this sight, shame on you, fucking idiots!
Went to see a psychic the other day.
I knocked on the door, and she said, "Who is it?"
So I turned around and left.
To the guy who stole my depression medication,
I hope you're happy.
Why do orphans love baseball?
Because it gives them a home to run to.
Can I put my balls in your jaws?
What do Nemo and an orphan have in common? They can't find their parents.
What did the terrorist think to himself seconds before hitting the tower?
"Did I leave the stove on?"
What is this website?
What's the difference between an escaped prisoner and an orphan?
Only one is wanted.
Why does an orphan only have 363 days in a year?
Because they don’t have mothers and Father’s Day!
Your mom is so fat, she wakes up on both sides of the bed.
The boyfriend says to the explosive dude: "You're the bomb!" The explosive dude says: "Wow, that was Whitty."
Can I put my baaaaalls in yo jaaaaaaws?
Me: Dad, my phone is broken.
Dad: How?
Me: I clicked the home button, but I'm still at school.
Dad: Stupid.
If I fall in love with my depression, maybe it'll leave me too.
(Took this from my other account @Toby :) btw)