Worst Jokes Ever
What did one nut say to the other? Ignore the guy in the middle. He's a d!ck.
Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Malaysian Airlines Flight 303!
Little Johnny's dad was driving him to school when they came up on a couple in a convertible. It was apparent that they were arguing. You could then see the woman pull out a knife. Seconds later, his dad saw a penis land in the windshield. Worried little Johnny will see it, he quickly turned on the wipers and brushed it off.
"What was that, Dad?" asked lil Johnny. "Oh, just a bug," said his father. With a confused look on lil Johnny's face, he then says, "That bug sure had a big dick, didn't he?"
One day I was walking along the street and I found some caution tape... Just sitting there torn up... Beat up, and you could barely unravel it anymore because I would just burst into shreds... It kinda reminded me of what happened to my sister's killer... They still haven’t found him yet... I’m really good at hide and seek!
What do you get when you gobble down sweets?
Hi hi hi.
Why wasn’t the rabbit jumping?
Because he was dead.
You are adopted.
No cap. No one loves you.
Bye.
I just did a test to see who my soulmate is, and it said "best friend." So I guess I am gay. I think so, WTF.
I am a registered sex offender. I'm just playing, I'm not registered yet.
She (DYM 110)
Brother: I bought my brother a trampoline today, the ungrateful fuck just sat in his wheelchair and cried.
Is "butt check" one word, or do I have to spread it?
Dislike this.
If an orphan got hit, will they go tell their parents?
Yo momma's so stupid, she starved to death in a grocery store.
"Stephen Hawking was talking about a cash register at Costco when he said I can’t stand these people. 😳😳😳😳😳😳 What did he saaaaaaayyyyyyy?"
Hippity hoppity, you are no one's property.
The kid that died is cut in half, and you see the next trap. It looks like a giant pit that you have to jump over, and you clear it, but you feel something on your back, and you realize that there is a spike that comes up when you jump over. You see the other contestant jump over. You try to warn them to not step over because they would get stabbed, but they ignore you and then get hit by the spike. The next obstacle is a wall that slams on a wall. You wait until the wall closes, and you quickly run through. The next person runs through, and they get to live.
Sorry, this is small. This is also a part two.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because why not?