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If you're serious, congratulations on getting this far in life with absolutely no comprehension of reality.
If you had this kind of knowledge about driving a car, you'd be sitting 30 feet away from it, throwing pieces of pickles at a barn and shouting ‘shazam’ into an empty iPhone case, wondering why the car wasn't moving.
Me: dozes off while driving. Everybody else on the passenger plane on September 11.
What do you call a cow in the snow?
Chilli Beef.
What is a cow that's good at math good for?
Meat pie.
What is the difference between a tall kid and an orphan? One is tall enough that their parents can see them.
How do you be friends with a musician?
B minor.
How can you be friends with a pedophile that's a musician?
B minor.
Gregg says to his friend, who is a girl, and says, "Hey, umm, do you, umm, want to do something?"
And the girl says, "Umm, sure, why not?"
Gregg says, "Well, then we have to go somewhere secretive."
The girl says, "Umm, well, ok."
Gregg says, "Great!" So Gregg brings Sally to a tree so no one can see them, and then Sally says, "So what are we going to do behind this big tree?"
Gregg says, "Well pull down your pants, and I'll show ya."
Sally says, "Ok, it sounds fun!" And then Gregg pulls his pants down and tells Sally to lay on the ground. Then he puts his dick in Sally's pussy, and he goes up and down, up and down, up and down, and then Sally starts to moan more and more, and then suddenly a teacher hears her moan, and then the teacher sees what Gregg and Sally are doing, and then the teacher gets in on it, and both Gregg and Sally start fucking the teacher, and then the teacher moans, and then the whole school makes their own sex groups, and the whole school has threesomes...
THE END
I bought a guh on the weekend.
(what's a guh?)
GUHZZLE DEEZ NUTS! 🥜 🔩 🌰
What did the grape say when the fox stepped on it?
Nothing, it just let out a little wine.
What does NASA say when they don’t want to go in space: Never Access Space Again.
What do kidnappers and Mickey Mouse have in common? They say, "Come inside, it’s fun inside."
Hi guys!
Being an orphan always has an upside for instance a bag of chips is family sized
Parents: "OH! Honey, we were just wrestling!"
Little Johnny: "OK! I'll join you!"
What does Madeleine McCann and my old Xbox have in common?
They both died with red rings.
You're so short, you have to yell to talk to people!
Rape jokes are so incredibly offensive to stupid women like me who don’t understand what comedy is.
