Worst Jokes Ever
Dmitriy has no mother.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked.
One Erection would be a very nice name for a gay band.
When you hit a speed bump in a school zone and then you remember there are no speed bumps.
What is George Floyd's favorite shade of color? Kneeon.
I don't understand those couples that fight and a minute later change their Facebook status to single.
I fight with my parents, but you don't see me change my status to "Orphan."
You wanna hear an orphan joke?
Okay, here it goes:
You.
Why did the cow cross the road? To go to the moooooovies! Nyahahahahahahahahaha!
Exercise? I thought you said "extra fries."
Is Google male or female?
Female, because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making a fruit joke.
What's the best way to remove gum from hair?
Cancer.
On reddit now. u/Long-Cat-4047. Also email is heavenskala1@gmail.com or Gowiththeflow349@gmail.com
What do you call a piece of tech that acts emo?
Cutting-edge Technology.
My relatives always teased me during weddings, saying, "You'll be next!"
But they stopped when I did the same to them during funerals.
Me: Okay, Papyrus. I'm no Sherlock Bones, but I'd say that Storyspin Sans is the Imposter.
My name is Mr. Cheese, but your jokes are still cheesier than me...
My name is Mr. Cheese, but your jokes are cheesier than me!
What is the difference between orphans and apples?
Apples get picked.
Si, papi?
Would you like to eat some African food?
So would they...