Worst Jokes Ever

I like chips.

I'm pregnant.

Hoe?

penis.

I like penis.

You're so fat that I run around you for exercise.

Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year?

Because they miss Mother’s Day and Father’s Day.

Yo mama's so fat, when she fell I didn't laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.

This guy went to the gas station to get some gas, and as he asked the cashier for gas he noticed a terrible smell. He asked what the smell was and the cashier replied, "That's your gas, cuz I farted. Now hand me the 20 bucks!"

The guy said, "No, not the kind that comes from your ass, but the kind you put in a car!" The cashier says, "That fart was worth 20 bucks, so beat it!"

Guy says, "I need real gas, nothing about your ass impresses me!" Then another guy gets in line and says, "I know the guy personally, we grew up together. Always trying to be the cool kid in school, bragging about his big horse's ass...no wonder he was always the *butt* of all jokes!"

There were 30 high school seniors taking finals, and once they finished, the teacher, Mrs. Jones, walked up and down the classroom to collect the tests, and asked, "So, are you guys ready for college?" And Brian answered, "No way. School is just a waste of time, every day taking *seven cruel hours of our lives*." Angela replied, "Never! Like Brian said, school is just a waste of time, and the next level is surely not worth paying $50,000 for. Besides, math class is *mental abuse to humans*!" And Jack said, "School has been a waste of so much time I'll never get back, and after these *finals* I've realized... *fuck, I never actually learned shit*!"

Why were Twin Towers mad that their food wasn’t good enough?

Because they got plain.

Jokes are like food.

Not everyone gets it.

Some girls are like rocks.

You skip the flat ones.

What's Pee-Wee Herman's favorite Michael Jackson song?

Beat It.

had (DYM 111).

Hamburger cheeseburger Big Mac Whopper.

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What’s the difference between drugs and kids?

I don’t do drugs.

Midget

Your mother is so fast, she got arrested for carrying 10 pounds of crack.

What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?

The apple gets picked.